What cake wanted to rule the world?

Attila the Bun.

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How many paranoids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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What is the biggest ant in the world?

An elephant!

What is the slowest racehorse in the world?

A clotheshorse!

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What do you call a lawmaker in a society ruled by horses that says one thing but does the opposite?

A hippocratic hypocrite.

Who ruled France until he exploded?

Napoleon Blownapart!

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What cake wanted to rule the world?

Attila the Bun.

What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin?

LINE IT!

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Who's there! Bun! Bun who?

Bun-nies make lovely pets!

What kind of dance do buns do?

Abundance.

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What cake wanted to rule the world?

Attila the Bun.

What do you call the object Attila the Hun uses to brush his leg hair?

A Hun knee comb.