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What cake wanted to rule the world?

Attila the Bun.

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What does a guy want more than anything in the world?

It doesn't matter. He has to ask his wife first.

Why did ygritte break up with Jon Snow?

She didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

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What's the name of the best brewer in the world?

Bock Goodale

Why does the USA use F?

The rest of the world has varying degrees of communism.

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If I had to guess the religion of Daniel Day Lewis...

I would probably say Methodist.

What do you call a country ruled by dank memes?

Kappatalism

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Why did the cardiologist bake a cake with partially hydrogenated oil?

Because he took the hypocritic oath

What did John Lennon say when he got egg shells in his cake?

Yolko Oh-no

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What do you call a dog in a bun?

A subwoofer.

What kind of dance do buns do?

Abundance.

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Who's there! Attila! Attila who?

Attila you no lies!

What cake wanted to rule the world?

Attila the Bun.