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What cake wanted to rule the world?

Attila the Bun.

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Why do you want to learn jujitsu?

Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.

Why did the M&ampM 's go to college?

Because they wanted to be smarties.

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What is the biggest joke in the world as of now?

The current US presidential election

How do Asians see the world?

In widescreen.

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What are the rules about Canadians?

Does everybody get one Do I get to choose Where do I sign up

What do you call a country ruled by dank memes?

Kappatalism

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Why was the cake afraid of mobsters?

He knew they were going to ice him.

What do Australians call upside down cake?

Cake.

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Why did the teacher have her hair in a bun?

Because she had her nose in a hamburger.

What's the best part of a baker's body?

Their buns.

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What do Winnie the Pooh and Attila the Hun have in common?

The same middle name.

What cake wanted to rule the world?

Attila the Bun.