Attila the Bun.
Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.
Because they wanted to be smarties.
The current US presidential election
In widescreen.
Does everybody get one Do I get to choose Where do I sign up
Kappatalism
He knew they were going to ice him.
Cake.
Because she had her nose in a hamburger.
Their buns.
The same middle name.