What cake wanted to rule the world?

Attila the Bun.

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Why did the man drink two beers with his lunch?

Because he wanted to drink two beers with his lunch.

Why doesn't Aaron want to get out of the water, even though he is hydrophobic?

Because he enjoys living in denial.

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How many pregnant women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one. She holds it while the world revolves around her.

What's the most oldest joke in the world?

The human race.

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If I had to guess the religion of Daniel Day Lewis...

I would probably say Methodist.

What is the first rule of Womans fight club?

Never tell anyone what are you so mad about

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How do I like my eggs?

Umm in a cake.

What's a lawyer's favorite type of cake?

Torte

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What do you call jokes about bread?

Buns

What do you call a dog in a bun?

A subwoofer.

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What cake wanted to rule the world?

Attila the Bun.

What do Winnie the Pooh and Attila the Hun have in common?

The same middle name.