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Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey?

Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.

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Why did the man tear a page out of the calendar?

He wanted to take a month off.

Why Republicans cannot swim as freely as they want?

Dems!

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How do you make a honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone without dressing.

Why did the surgeon refuse to dress for work?

He didn't want no scrubs

Insect Jokes More Insect Jokes

What insect does a neckbeard keep as a pet?

M'ladybug

What did the insect say when he saw a gnat get hit?

He did gnat see that coming

Journey Jokes More Journey Jokes

Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?

Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

What did the Japanese Journey covers band sing at the funeral?

Don't stop, bereaving!

Fonz Jokes More Fonz Jokes

What university department did the Fonz go do when he needed help paying his tuition?

Financial Ayyyyyyd I'll

How did the Fonz die?

Ayyyds

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

What's the problem?

Wife: He makes friends with the strangest things Me petting a bee: You're not strange are you Alan

What language do bees speak?

The beesnese

Ayy Jokes More Ayy Jokes

Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey?

Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.

What kind of animal goes "LMAO"?

Hy-Ayy-nas