Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey?

Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why didn't the boxer cross the road?

He didn't want to be part of a bad punch line.

Knock knock. Who's there? Aladdin. Aladdin who?

Aladdin the street wants a word with you!

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

What gas is best dressed at a dinner party?

Formaldehyde

What's the difference between a formally-dressed man riding a unicycle and a casually-dressed man riding a bicycle?

Attire.

Insect Jokes More Insect Jokes

What insect is the Wood Ant related to?

The Should Ant and the Could Ant.

What do you call insects of the order Mantodea during mating season?

Laying mantises.

Journey Jokes More Journey Jokes

What does a ship weigh when she leaves for a journey?

Anchor.

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

Fonz Jokes More Fonz Jokes

What did the doctor say to the Fonz when he got sick?

You need to take your vitamin Ayy.

Why did the Fonz have red eyes?

Because he had fever!

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

How do beekeepers keep their bees so chill?

They smoke them out.

What would bears be without bees?

Ears!

Ayy Jokes More Ayy Jokes

Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey?

Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.

What kind of animal goes "LMAO"?

Hy-Ayy-nas