Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey?

Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.

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How does a nihilist propose to his fiancee?

Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you.

Why did the boxer bring a bar of soap into the ring?

The referee said he wanted a clean fight.

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

Why are almost all brides dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the washing machine

Why did the tomato blush?

It saw the salad dressing

Insect Jokes More Insect Jokes

What insect would Richard Simmons be?

Is he a ladybug or a fruit fly?

Which is the only insect that needs to wear shoes?

Mosqui-toes.

Journey Jokes More Journey Jokes

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

What Journey song to Chinese people sing at funerals?

Don't Stop Bereavin'

Fonz Jokes More Fonz Jokes

What did the doctor say to the Fonz when he got sick?

You need to take your vitamin Ayy.

Where did the Fonz go for his drinking problem?

A-AAAAAAYYYYYYYY

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

Where does a bee put its stinger?

In its honey

What do you call a bee that never dies?

A zomBEE!

Ayy Jokes More Ayy Jokes

What kind of animal goes "LMAO"?

Hy-Ayy-nas

Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey?

Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.