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Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey?

Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.

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Why didn't George like driving through tunnels with people in his car?

He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.

What's angry most of the time and wants you to stick something hard in it?

An outlet

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

What gas is best dressed at a dinner party?

Formaldehyde

How does a nun lose her virginity?

Dresses up as an altar boy

Insect Jokes More Insect Jokes

What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth?

An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe!

Why did the polar bears on Noah's Ark hang out near the insects?

They were looking for the ark tick.

Journey Jokes More Journey Jokes

Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey?

Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.

What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

Fonz Jokes More Fonz Jokes

What is "The Fonz's" favorite breakfast?

Eeeeeeeeeeggs

What is the Fonz looking forward to the most in the future?

The iPhone Ayyyye-t

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

Why do bees sting?

They can't bite because all that honey rotted their teeth. (From my 7 year old niece)

What kind of bee can keep an aeroplane dry?

An aero-drone!

Ayy Jokes More Ayy Jokes

What kind of animal goes "LMAO"?

Hy-Ayy-nas

Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey?

Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.