Journey Jokes

What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

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What Journey song to Chinese people sing at funerals?

Don't Stop Bereavin'

What does a ship weigh when she leaves for a journey?

Anchor.

Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey?

Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

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Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What do internet football fans sing?

E we go E we go E we go!

What genre can't Ed Sheeran sing?

Soul

Storm Jokes More Storm Jokes

What did Octavian say when he stormed Cleopatra's gardens?

Caesar salad

Why did the fisherman head out during a storm?

For the halibut

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you start to politely tell someone that their God isn't in the stars?

Well... If it's any constellation...

What did Zelda tell Link when he couldn't unlock the door?

Triforce

Insect Jokes More Insect Jokes

Which is the only insect that needs to wear shoes?

Mosqui-toes.

What did the insect say when he saw a gnat get hit?

He did gnat see that coming

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

How many psychologists does it take to change a tire?

Just one, but first the tire really has to want to change.

Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couplesfight and read high quality humor columns?

To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Who should have played Bilbo Baggins in Lord of the Rings?

Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.

What instrument does Mother Earth play?

The Qatar.

Critic Jokes More Critic Jokes

How much did the critic tip the waiter?

Two cents

How much did the critic tip the waitor?

Two cents

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

What do you call a gnome who dresses nice?

A metronome!