Journey Jokes

What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

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What Journey song to Chinese people sing at funerals?

Don't Stop Bereavin'

What does a ship weigh when she leaves for a journey?

Anchor.

Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey?

Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

Why did Sally the Sloth sleep in all day?

Because her crippling depression leaves her unable to function properly.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What kind of computer can also sing?

A Dell.

Why did Florence Welch sing 'Sweet Nothing'?

Because she was out of lemo-nada. It's okay guys

Insect Jokes More Insect Jokes

What do you get if you cross an insect and a dance?

A cricket ball!

What insect is good at math?

An account-ant.

Fonz Jokes More Fonz Jokes

What type of battery does The Fonz use?

AAAA

What did the doctor say to the Fonz when he got sick?

You need to take your vitamin Ayy.

Stop Bereave Jokes More Stop Bereave Jokes

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What's black and white... What's black and white and loves kids?

Michael Jackson

What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?

A trip without kids.

Ayy Jokes More Ayy Jokes

Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey?

Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.

What kind of animal goes "LMAO"?

Hy-Ayy-nas

Grace Jokes More Grace Jokes

What do cannibal say when they say grace?

We thank you Lord for our daily dead!

What's "saying grace?

Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave