Journey Jokes

What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

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What Journey song to Chinese people sing at funerals?

Don't Stop Bereavin'

What does a ship weigh when she leaves for a journey?

Anchor.

Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey?

Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

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Chinese People Jokes More Chinese People Jokes

What Journey song to Chinese people sing at funerals?

Don't Stop Bereavin'

How do Chinese people laugh over the internet?

Lmao Zedong

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What's longer than most relationships these days?

This status.

What do you call a dog that is underwater?

A sub-woofer! Thank you, I'll be here all day.

Insect Jokes More Insect Jokes

What happened to the man who turned into an insect?

He just beetled off!

Which is the only insect that needs to wear shoes?

Mosqui-toes.

Bereave Jokes More Bereave Jokes

How did the Chinese atheist get to heaven?

Jesus said to him "Behold! I am risen!" and he said "That's nice I don't bereave you."

Why didn't the Asian man cry when his wife died?

Because he just couldn't bereave it.

Storm Jokes More Storm Jokes

Why does the forest stink during a storm?

Because the trees break wind.

What do clouds wear during a storm?

Thunderwear

Funeral Jokes More Funeral Jokes

What is the one thing you shouldn't do at a funeral?

The corpse.

Why did the elk cry at the funeral?

He had lost a deer friend

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

Which fish dresses the best?

The Swordfish - It always looks sharp!

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

Song Jokes More Song Jokes

What happens when you cross the band "The Knack" and a bottle of Corona?

A song called "My Corona"

How are you dealing with not writing any of the songs?

He responds, "One note at a time."