Journey Jokes

What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

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What Journey song to Chinese people sing at funerals?

Don't Stop Bereavin'

What did the Japanese Journey covers band sing at the funeral?

Don't stop, bereaving!

What does a ship weigh when she leaves for a journey?

Anchor.

Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey?

Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

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Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

You see, firetrucks have 4 wheels, can carry 8 men and 4+ 8 = 12. There are 12 inches in a ruler and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler. There was once a ship named Elizabeth that sailed the seas. Fish live in the seas and fish have fins. People from Finland are called Fins. Finland and Russia had a war a long time ago. Russia has red on its flag and that's why they're red. Cause they're always Russian around.

Why are yachts and ships so scary?

Because they're for boating.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did Tom Riddle's calculator tell Harry Potter?

8008132

Why don't people tell Jim Jones jokes?

The punchline is too long.

Funeral Jokes More Funeral Jokes

What do necrophiliacs get at funerals?

Mourning wood.

What did the dolphin king say at the funeral of his faithful servant?

You have served your porpoise.

Grace Jokes More Grace Jokes

What do cannibal say when they say grace?

We thank you Lord for our daily dead!

Why is Grace never thirsty?

Because she's always drinking from the coup de Grace. (This was my sister's favourite joke when we were kids. Once our mum flipped out on a long car journey because she told it too many times).