Journey Jokes

What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

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What Journey song to Chinese people sing at funerals?

Don't Stop Bereavin'

What does a ship weigh when she leaves for a journey?

Anchor.

Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey?

Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do you think of wearing a straight jacket?

I think I could pull it off

Why did the milk cow want the role of the camel in the nativity play so badly?

She thought she was a dromedary.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why can't unicorns play soccer?

Because they don't exist

Why do soccer players not play in the rain?

It makes their makeup run.

Stop Bereave Jokes More Stop Bereave Jokes

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

What do you call a ship that drives itself?

Auto-pirate.

What does a ship weigh when she leaves for a journey?

Anchor.

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

Why did the lettuce blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man one bicycle?

A tire.

Grace Jokes More Grace Jokes

What do cannibal say when they say grace?

We thank you Lord for our daily dead!

What's "saying grace?

Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave

Insect Jokes More Insect Jokes

What insect is good at math?

An account-ant.

What insect can be spelled with just one letter?

Bee.

Storm Jokes More Storm Jokes

Why did the fisherman head out during a storm?

For the halibut

Why do you say he's conceited?

Fred: Well every time there was a thunderclap during the storm he went to the window and took a bow.