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What do you think of wearing a straight jacket?

I think I could pull it off

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Where is the lost city of Atlantis?

Lantis. I can't believe nobody has thought to look there yet.

How many Biology undergrads does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future.

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How often do you floss?

Me: Daily Dentist: *Pulls fully grown centaur from between my 2nd and 3rd molars*

What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled behind a boat?

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What are the pros and cons of wearing two watches?

On one hand, you have a watch... But on the other hand, you have a watch.

Why does your brother wear a life jacket in bed?

Because he sleeps on a waterbed!

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What do you think of wearing a straight jacket?

I think I could pull it off