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What do you think of wearing a straight jacket?

I think I could pull it off

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What do you think about the Russian military intervention in Krimea?

I think they're just Stalin. If they are, soviet, as long as they're Putin their weapons away.

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A little elbow grease just thought of this one

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What does a writer hope to get in a Christmas cracker?

A Pull-it-surprise!

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Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?

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Space Jammies!

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Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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What do you think of wearing a straight jacket?

I think I could pull it off