What do you think of wearing a straight jacket?

I think I could pull it off

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Where does the thumb meet its type?

At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!

What did the sarcastic left hand say to the right hand?

You always think you're right!

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How many kids do you think Wolverine has?

Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.

How are Jimmy Carter and the Long Island Railroad the same?

They both pull out of Roslyn every morning at 8:15.

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What kind of tie is best to wear in a fight?

Muay Thai

Why shouldn't you wear a watch on your belt?

It'd be a waste of time.

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What do you think of wearing a straight jacket?

I think I could pull it off