What do you think of wearing a straight jacket?

I think I could pull it off

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Everyone thinks it's 'R', but his first love be the 'C'.

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What do you call couples that practice pulling out as a method of contraception?

Parents.

Why aren't you allowed to smile when taking your driver IDs?

Because you won't be smiling when the cops pull you over.

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Why do mermaids wear seashells for bras?

Because a and b shells are too small.

What rabbit wears on his back while flying?

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What do you think of wearing a straight jacket?

I think I could pull it off