Why do mermaids wear seashells for bras?

Because a and b shells are too small.

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What do you call it when the robot from Futurama gets in a minor car accident while wearing a dress?

A gender bender Bender fender bender.

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I can clearly see ur nuts.

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How do they make bras for octopi?

With suction cups.

Why do mermaids wear seashells for bras?

Because a and b shells are too small.

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What lives in the sea and preys on mermaids?

Jack The Kipper.

Why did the pirate date the mermaid?

He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty.

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Why did the mermaid cover her breasts with seashells?

She outgrew her B shells.

Why did the mermaid wear SeaShells?

Because she outgrew her B-Shells. Ha...

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Why do mermaids wear seashell bras?

Because "B" shells are to small and "D" shells are too big.

Why do mermaids wear seashells for bras?

Because a and b shells are too small.