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Why do mermaids wear seashells for bras?

Because a and b shells are too small.

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What brand of shoes does a paranoid person wear?

Sketchers

What kind of overalls does Mario wear?

Denim, denim, denim.

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Why do mermaids wear seashells for bras?

Because a and b shells are too small.

Why do push up bras not work for some girls?

Because 0x0 is always 0.

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What's the downside to dating a Mermaid?

Her clam smells like fish!

What did the mermaid do last Sunday night?

She went to sea a movie.

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Why did the mermaid cover her breasts with seashells?

She outgrew her B shells.

Why did the mermaid wear SeaShells?

Because she outgrew her B-Shells. Ha...

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Why did the mermaid wear SeaShells?

Because she outgrew her B-Shells. Ha...

Why did the mermaid cover her breasts with seashells?

She outgrew her B shells.