What do you fire from underwater guns?

Seashells

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Why did the cross-eyed teacher get fired?

She didn't have control of her pupils

What is the chemical composition of a fire hydrant?

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Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells?

Because B-shells are too small, and D-shells are too big.

Why did the mermaid wear SeaShells?

Because she outgrew her B-Shells. Ha...