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What do you fire from underwater guns?

Seashells

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Where's the fire ma'am?

Grips lighter* "I'm not sure yet"

Why couldn't the fireman put out the fire?

Because his hose was in a different area code.

Seashell Jokes More Seashell Jokes

Why does Ariel the Mermaid wear seashells?

She grew out of her B - shells!

Why did the mermaid wear SeaShells?

Because she outgrew her B-Shells. Ha...