What do you fire from underwater guns?

Seashells

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Why did the farmer fire the DJ?

Because he kept on dropping beets.

What did the fireman say when the church caught on fire?

Holy smoke!

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Why does the mermaid wear seashells?

She grew out of her b-shells.

Why did Ariel wear seashells?

Because she grew out of her B shells.