What do a hurricane a tornado a fire and a divorce have in common?

They are four ways you can lose your house!

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What did one atom say to the other?

I lost an electron..." The other atom asks "Are you sure " First atom replies, "I'm positive!"

Why was the steel angry?

Because it lost it's temper.

House Jokes More House Jokes

Why didn't the fiddler have to pay for anything?

Because it was all on the house

What do hand grenades and wives have in common?

Remove the ring and your house is gone.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did the bowlegged cowboy get fired?

Because he couldn't keep his calves together!

What do a hurricane a tornado a fire and a divorce have in common?

They are four ways you can lose your house!

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

Why do we have to sit at red lights if nobody's coming the other way?

We don't have to pay our taxes if nobody's checking, right

How 'done' do you want your burger?

I can do "well-done" all the way to "CPR might actually work."

Divorce Jokes More Divorce Jokes

Why did that animal's wife get a divorce?

Because he was a cheetah.

What's the difference between a divorce and a tornado in the south?

Nothing. Either way someone is going to lose a trailer

Hurricane Jokes More Hurricane Jokes

What's the similarity between your wife and a tin roof in a hurricane?

If you didn't nail them properly they'll go see your neighbor

What do you call it when someone leaves at the first sign of a hurricane?

A premature evacuation.