They are four ways you can lose your house!
I had a solid tweet *takes drag off cigarette* and no one faved it. I just lost it." "We've all been there, brother."
Careful Dad, don't squish my smokes.
Use LED based paint.
Get off me, homes!" My brother heard this on Tosh.
Bernie.
Because he was sur to requirements.
He was way to high, man.
You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)
Because they Marry Christmas!
He found his wife sweeping with someone else.
Sooner or later, one of them is probably going to get your house.
A premature evacuation.