Sooner or later, one of them is probably going to get your house.
Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.
No, Woman, no pie.
Because his house was underwater.
Hobbitat for Humanity
A double-vowel shotgun.
Because his hose was in a different area code.
Nothing. Either way someone is going to lose a trailer
F5 tornadoes.
Because if they travelled slowly we'd have to call them slow-i-canes.
Nothing, someone is losing a trailer!
Shaken, not stirred.
It's not my fault.
Because the market got flooded.
Dam!
