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What do a hurricane a tornado a fire and a divorce have in common?

They are four ways you can lose your house!

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Where is the lost city of Atlantis?

Lantis. I can't believe nobody has thought to look there yet.

Why didn't Anna and Elsa's parents teach them the alphabet?

Because they got lost at C.

House Jokes More House Jokes

How many disappointments can you fit into a van?

I don't know, I can't get them outside of the house.

What do you call it when the Speaker of the House is angry?

A raging Boehner.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did the bullet stay home?

Because it got fired!

Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?

Lack of concentration.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What did the ocean said to the river when they parted ways?

Nothing, he was just full of tears

Why do women parachutists wear cups?

So they won't whistle on the way down.

Divorce Jokes More Divorce Jokes

What seperates man from animal?

Divorce!

What do they call divorce in India?

Re-arranged marriage

Hurricane Jokes More Hurricane Jokes

How do hurricanes see?

With one eye

What did the hurricane say to the other hurricane?

I have my eye on you.