What do a hurricane a tornado a fire and a divorce have in common?

They are four ways you can lose your house!

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why did Rembrandt lose his house?

Because he was *Baroque*.

What do you call an honest man in the Oval Office?

Lost

House Jokes More House Jokes

What kind of house does Fonzie live in?

An "A" frame...

What do people in Florida do when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What do you call a line of diamonds on fire?

Hotline Bling.

Why did you leave your previous job?

ME: Because once they fire you they won't let you stay.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What's the difference between a dead bagpiper in the road and a dead country singer in the road?

A. The country singer may have been on the way to a recording session.

How do you fit an elephant in the subway?

You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".

Divorce Jokes More Divorce Jokes

What's the difference between a divorce and a tornado in the south?

Nothing. Either way someone is going to lose a trailer

What is your reason for divorce?

She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'

Hurricane Jokes More Hurricane Jokes

What did the hurricane say to the other hurricane?

I have my eye on you.

What did the hurricane say to Hillary?

I didn't know disasters can run for office