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Why are they called jokes?

Because calling them Republican presidential candidates would make me cry.

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Why do babies cry so much?

YOU'RE MOM.

Why did the elk cry at the funeral?

He had lost a deer friend

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What's the difference between an infinite line and an infinitely large circle?

There is no difference. The joke is you just learned math.

What's the tallest building in the world?

A library, because there are so many stories. (Did Not Make Up this Joke)

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What do Congressional Republicans and ISIS in Afghanistan have in common?

Their first act since arriving was to go after the elderly.

What's the difference between a Republican and a Democrat?

How much damage can their Weiner make...

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Why are they called jokes?

Because calling them Republican presidential candidates would make me cry.

What do you call 11 people on national television debatting religion?

The Republican presidential candidates.