Why are they called jokes?

Because calling them Republican presidential candidates would make me cry.

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What's common between a crying baby and a gun?

You must not bring either to the movies.

Why is the peanut crying?

Because he couldn't handle his roast

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What did the car baby say to his car dad?

Hey dad, let's tell a joke for car ma!

What do a pizza and this joke have in common?

They're both cheesy.

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How do you pump a Republican for information?

With a plunger.

What's a Republican's favorite number?

NEIN!

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Why are they called jokes?

Because calling them Republican presidential candidates would make me cry.

What do you call 11 people on national television debatting religion?

The Republican presidential candidates.