Because calling them Republican presidential candidates would make me cry.
Because it's blue
No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.
Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)
I have a friend that absolutely loves cheesy, question and answer jokes and I wanna make a card with a list of them! The problem is that she knows just about every joke known to man so I challenge you to give me hilarious, short jokes that aren't very widely known. Make me laugh!
Dems!
Their first act since arriving was to go after the elderly.
The Republican presidential candidates.
