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Why are they called jokes?

Because calling them Republican presidential candidates would make me cry.

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How are babies different from feminists?

Babies grow up and stop crying

Why don't u share a bed?

Cried Baby Bear.

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How many redditors does it take to repost a joke?

About four.

What do you call a lawyer up to his neck in cement?

Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part

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Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.

What's a Republican's favorite number?

NEIN!

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What do you call 11 people on national television debatting religion?

The Republican presidential candidates.

Why are they called jokes?

Because calling them Republican presidential candidates would make me cry.