What's a Republican's favorite number?

NEIN!

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How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they're all screwed.

How do you hide money from a Republican?

Hide it in a science book.

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How much terroristen died zat dey?

Twelve The other replied: "Nein, Eleven."

How many Germans does it take to make a negative?

Nein.