Nein Jokes

What's a German's favourite number?

Nein

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What's a Republican's favorite number?

NEIN!

How much terroristen died zat dey?

Twelve The other replied: "Nein, Eleven."

How many countries border Germany?

Nein!

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Why did so many blacks die in Vietnam?

Every time someone said "Get down!" they jumped up and started dancing.

Why can kangaroos jump higher than a house?

Because a house can't jump.

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What kind of work out do parrots have on leg day?

SQUAAATS!...Polly want a cracker.

What do you want to be when you graduate high school?

No more than 25" from Gary Muledeer

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How many post-minimalists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. On e to he lp with t he he lp with one two with and the oth there to and th e to two with lp he

How many MP's does it take to change a lightbulb?

Twenty-one. One to change it and twenty to form a fact-finding committee to learn more about how it's done.

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What do you call someone in the army that knows the capital of every country on earth?

General Knowledge

How do you know that you're a peaceful country?

When you realize that you can't spell country without UN.

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How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.

Why did Einstein stop seeing his mistress?

She fell in love and he didn't anticipate entanglement

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What do you call Minecraft in Germany?

NEIN-CRAFT!

What do you call it when you build a second portal on Minecraft?

Anether(another) Nether

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What does the German President wear?

Leader-hosen.

How do you get a German out of the bath?

Turn on the water.