Nein Jokes

What's a German's favourite number?

Nein

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What's a Republican's favorite number?

NEIN!

How much terroristen died zat dey?

Twelve The other replied: "Nein, Eleven."

How many countries border Germany?

Nein!

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What's all this?

Bracken: Well you told me to bring all my records with me and I did. Here's some by Willie Nelson Tammy Wynette and Garth Brooks...

When is the only time a white NFL wide receiver is a good thing?

When your sister tells you she's dating an NFL wide receiver.

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Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas?

Because they both have "Sandy claws"!

How can you tell if a cat is blonde?

No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head.

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How long did it take Goku to change a lightbulb?

20 Episodes and Krillin dies.

What sound does a dying Turkey make?

Coup coup coup

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What makes a Mexican saddest about the rise of ebooks?

The closing of the Borders.

What is a Mexican's favorite bookstore?

Borders

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Why did Johnny jump off the Eiffel Tower?

He was suicidal.

How do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed?

Velrow

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Why are there no cats in Germany?

Because they have nein lives.

Why is Germany uninhabitable for cats?

They have nein lives!

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What do you call it when you build a second portal on Minecraft?

Anether(another) Nether

What do you call Minecraft in Germany?

NEIN-CRAFT!

German Jokes More German Jokes

How many elves does a German santa have?

Elf.

What do you call a nice looking WWII German solider?

A Neo Hotzi