Nein Jokes

What's a German's favourite number?

Nein

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How many countries border Germany?

Nein!

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What's a man's idea of a balanced diet?

Beer in each hand!

Why should you always invite more than one Baptist on a fishing trip?

Because if you only invite one, he'll drink all your beer.

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Why did the Windows OS skip from 8 to 10?

Because seven, eight, nine.

How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. But it takes about 8-10 visits.

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Why does Mexico do so poorly in the Olympics?

Because everybody who can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?

It was udder destruction.

Einstein Jokes More Einstein Jokes

What Einstein say when someone tried to take his beer?

Nein! Mein Stein!....sorry

Why was Einstein unable to build a wall?

He only had Ein Stein

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

How many have you derailed this year?

I replied, "I'm not sure, it's hard to keep track"

Where do you see yourself in 10 yrs time?

Same as now - in photos and mirrors," I replied

German Jokes More German Jokes

How do you say "bra" in German?

CUZITHODZITFOMFOPIN.

Why does everyone hate German sausage jokes?

Because they're the wurst.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why is the upcoming Windows OS called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9...

Why did a man throw his breakfast out the window?

He was a cereal defenestrator.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why didnt Spock make a record of their voyage?

Because it was deep space. (the joke is how the outer space was very deep)

Why do cows wear bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here