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Nein Jokes

What's a German's favourite number?

Nein

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What's a Republican's favorite number?

NEIN!

How much terroristen died zat dey?

Twelve The other replied: "Nein, Eleven."

How many countries border Germany?

Nein!

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Why is Windows going from 8 to 10?

Because 7 ate 9. Credit to a guy I work with.

Why did the Windows OS skip from 8 to 10?

Because seven, eight, nine.

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How do you say constipated in German?

Farhfrumpoopin'.

What do you call counterfeited German currency?

Question marks.

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How did Sherlock reply to Watson's inquiry, "Sherlock, where did you get all of these lemons?

A lemon tree, my dear Watson.

What width?

She replied: "with scissors of course."

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why are you always rushing out of here after work?

You're single with no kids." Me: " Exactly."

How do '90s kids count to 6?

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

Why do American beer companies always advise that their beer should be served cold?

So you can tell it apart from urine

What do I get when I pour my Root Beer into a square mug?

Just Beer. If you don't get it, think mathematically.

Border Jokes More Border Jokes

What makes a Mexican saddest about the rise of ebooks?

The closing of the Borders.

What do you call a Mexican in Canada?

ACCOMPLISHED. They crossed two borders!

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many pollsters does it take to change a light bulb?

One, plus or minus one.

How many redditors does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to screw it in and one to take credit for it.

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How many existentialists does it take to change a light-bulb?

Two, one to change the light-bulb, and one to observe how it symbolizes an incandescent beacon of subjectivity in a netherworld of cosmic nothingness. This is courtesy of Spencer Reid.(CM)

How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more guys I promise.