Nein Jokes

What's a German's favourite number?

Nein

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What's a Republican's favorite number?

NEIN!

How much terroristen died zat dey?

Twelve The other replied: "Nein, Eleven."

How many countries border Germany?

Nein!

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What did the clerk say to the customer who tried to buy a candy bar with plastic quarters?

This is non-cents!

What were you doing?

Flashback to me trying to find the actual Hogwarts* "Grad school."

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How many Northern Californians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Hella.

How many mens' rights activists does out take to change a lightbulb?

Well, not all of them.

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What version of windows does Jesus use?

XP Edit: Explanation(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ChiRho)

What do you call the version of google maps without pac man?

Pac Man-free Ver.

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What are the two main differences between a Chihuahua and a German shepherd?

1. Spelling 2. Pronunciation

How many Swiss does it take to change a light bulb?

None. We pay a German to do it.

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Why are there no cats in Germany?

Because they have nein lives.

Why is Germany uninhabitable for cats?

They have nein lives!

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

What are you taking for it?

Man replies "Pollen"

What would be your reply?

Someone stops you in the middle of the road and asks you to tell him a good joke, What would be your reply?

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What do you call Minecraft in Germany?

NEIN-CRAFT!

What do you call it when you build a second portal on Minecraft?

Anether(another) Nether

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Why did Einstein stop seeing his mistress?

She fell in love and he didn't anticipate entanglement

What did Einstein say when he was pulled over for speeding?

Speed is relative, officer.