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What's a German's favourite number?

Nein

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What's a Republican's favorite number?

NEIN!

How much terroristen died zat dey?

Twelve The other replied: "Nein, Eleven."

How many countries border Germany?

Nein!

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How can North Korea tell if it made a ship or a submarine?

By how fast it sinks.

What did one priest say to the other priest?

Do you know where my son is " "Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you that I'm a necrophiliac."

Country Jokes More Country Jokes

What country are the majority of dress pants made?

Khakistan!

Which country has the nicest children?

Germany. German children are kinder.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Which cat made it across?

The second cat because un deux trois cat sank.

How to cats greet each other at Christmas?

A furry Merry Christmas & Happy mew year"!

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

Where's the soap?

Yes, it does." she replies.

Why so?

The light bulb replies, "I'm a light headed!"

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What's the difference between a small child and a gorilla?

People actually care if a gorilla dies.

What happened when Jesus forgot to look both ways?

He died on the cross!

Republican Jokes More Republican Jokes

Why did Monica Lewinsky vote Republican?

Because Democrat left a bad taste in her mouth!

Why were Democrats in the lead early on?

Republicans weren't off of work yet.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What Type of Fruit Wants to Run Away and Get Married but Isn't Able to?

Cantelope.

What cake wanted to rule the world?

Attila the Bun.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many straight men in California does it take to change a lightbulb?

Both of them

What do you call it when a bunch of deer have an intervention for one of their friends?

Change for a buck.