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What's a German's favourite number?

Nein

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What did the cowboy say as he walked into a German car garage?

Audi

What did the German physicist use to drink his beer?

Ein stein. - From Big Nate, as told by my kid.

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How much terroristen died zat dey?

Twelve The other replied: "Nein, Eleven."

How many kids does a sterile German have?

Nein.