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What's a German's favourite number?
Nein
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How do you get a German out of the bath?
Turn on the water.
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What do you call a nice looking WWII German solider?
A Neo Hotzi
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How many countries border Germany?
Nein!
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How much terroristen died zat dey?
Twelve The other replied: "Nein, Eleven."
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