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What's a German's favourite number?

Nein

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How do you get a German out of the bath?

Turn on the water.

What do you call a nice looking WWII German solider?

A Neo Hotzi

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How many countries border Germany?

Nein!

How much terroristen died zat dey?

Twelve The other replied: "Nein, Eleven."