How many countries border Germany?

Nein!

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What country are the majority of dress pants made?

Khakistan!

What language do pigs speak?

Depends on which country they're from.

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How many countries border Germany?

Nein!

What do you call the international program that helps clowns with their personal space problems?

Clowns Without Borders.

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What's the difference between Phil Collins and Germany?

We stopped Germany.

What do you say when someone hands you a nice, ripe blunt in Germany?

Danke

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How many kids does a sterile German have?

Nein.

How many countries border Germany?

Nein!