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How many countries border Germany?

Nein!

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Why do baby boomers like fracking so much?

Because figuratively breaking the country apart isn't enough.

What country do all cats wish to get their food from?

Viet NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM

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Why doesn't Mexico ever win any medals in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.

Why did the Mexican jump the border?

To get back to Mexico

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How does Germany pay for all these refugees?

Krautfunding.

What do you call a boyscout in WWII-era Germany?

A knotzi.

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How many countries border Germany?

Nein!

What's a Republican's favorite number?

NEIN!