How many countries border Germany?

Nein!

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What country is next to USA?

USB.

What happens when everyone in the country takes a pee at the same time?

Urine-nation!

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Why does Missouri share borders with the most amount of States?

Because Missouri loves company

What did the Iraqi refugee say when he crossed the border?

Iran!

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Where do bacteria like to vacation?

Germany

What do they call pastors in Germany?

A. German Shepherds.

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How many countries border Germany?

Nein!

How many kids does a sterile German have?

Nein.