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How many countries border Germany?

Nein!

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Which country has a drug-addicted king?

Hyrule.

What country has many sugar?

Sweetzerland

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Why did the Mexican jump the border?

To get back to Mexico

Why does Mexico never wins any medals at the Olympic Games?

Because everyone who runs, swims, or jump really well is already across the border.

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Why was Germany in debt after WWII?

The gas bill was too high.

Why did France really surrender to Germany?

Just thought of this earlier in the shower... Had gas ever since.

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How many kids does a sterile German have?

Nein.

What's a German's favourite number?

Nein