How many countries border Germany?

Nein!

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What is the difference between an Irish drinking song and a Country drinking song?

You don't cry in your beer when the Irish song is playing.

Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons?

Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train!

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What doctors shop at Barnes and Noble?

Doctors without Borders. Credit to Max Scoville.

What did the Iraqi refugee say when he crossed the border?

Iran!

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Why is Germany uninhabitable for cats?

They have nein lives!

What is Germany's favorite game?

Mein Kampf

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How many kids does a sterile German have?

Nein.

What's a German's favourite number?

Nein