How many countries border Germany?

Nein!

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Why is USA so gloomy?

Because only two parties exist for the whole country

What country are the majority of dress pants made?

Khakistan!

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What do you call the international program that helps clowns with their personal space problems?

Clowns Without Borders.

What do you call drawings of dog poop that don't have outlines?

Dog turds without borders

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What country is ill?

Germany.

Why are there no cats in Germany?

Because they have nein lives.

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How many countries border Germany?

Nein!

What's a German's favourite number?

Nein