How many countries border Germany?

Nein!

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What is the difference between an Irish drinking song and a Country drinking song?

You don't cry in your beer when the Irish song is playing.

What do you call a country run by a bunch of stubborn old deer?

A stagnation

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Where do Mexicans shop for books?

Borders

What separates dogs and Mexicans?

The Mexican said, "A border".

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What is the national vegetable of Germany?

What is the national vegetable of Germany?

What country are you most likely to get a disease?

GERMany.

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How many Germans does it take to make a negative?

Nein.

How much terroristen died zat dey?

Twelve The other replied: "Nein, Eleven."