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How many countries border Germany?

Nein!

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What happens when everyone in the country takes a pee at the same time?

Urine-nation!

Which country has many spaces to put your car in?

Park-istan!

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Why does Mexico never wins any medals at the Olympic Games?

Because everyone who runs, swims, or jump really well is already across the border.

Why doesn't Mexico ever win any medals in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.

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How disturbingly inappropriate would it be if "Thomas the Tank Engine" was set in early-1940s Germany?

ThomasDieKleineLokomotive

What s a Muslim s favorite cologne?

GERMANY!!!!

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How many countries border Germany?

Nein!

What's a German's favourite number?

Nein