What do they call pastors in Germany?

A. German Shepherds.

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Why is Germany uninhabitable for cats?

They have nein lives!

How do you greet a slice of bread in Germany?

Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss.

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What did the pastor say when informing two fruits that they couldn't marry?

No, you cantaloupe.

When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say?

Hold on, let me get my bear rings.