No, you cantaloupe.
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Holy Sheet!
Because it's a pastor)
Hold on, let me get my bear rings.
A. German Shepherds.
Because they have no soles. Joke my fiancee just said to me.
Urine it.
Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.
To get to the other side... err, no it was to pick up the laundry... nope, to get groceries? I forget.
Well, we had to do something with the ovens.
About 6 million.
A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.
You know you need a psychiatrist!
No seriously, a friend asked me this and I didn't know.
Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit!
Sing the nation anthem they will sit down
Play the national anthem. They'll all sit down
Because he's married.
OC Cantaloupes.
A good start.