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Pastor Jokes

What did the pastor say when informing two fruits that they couldn't marry?

No, you cantaloupe.

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What did the pastor say when his blanket rose up from his bed?

Holy Sheet!

Why did the macaroni cross the street with a Bible?

Because it's a pastor)

When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say?

Hold on, let me get my bear rings.

What do they call pastors in Germany?

A. German Shepherds.

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He stole her blanket.

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A good start.

What do you call 20,000 lawyers under the sea?

A good start.

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Cantelope.

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What kind of street does a ghost like best?

A dead end.

Why are the streets of Paris lined with trees?

The Germans like shade

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Why are there no cats in Germany?

Because they have nein lives.

Why was the Turkey v Germany match called off?

There were too many fowls.