No, you cantaloupe.
Holy Sheet!
Because it's a pastor)
Hold on, let me get my bear rings.
A. German Shepherds.
Lie in bed wondering "Is there really a dog?"
Me: The bus mostly Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning M: missing the bus
Husband: I would go crazy Wife: Would you re-marry Husband: Ah, not that crazy..
Because they cantaloupe. This joke was brought to you by Dads inc.
By the ears...
It does not help to imagine people in their underwear.
Because she kept throwing out all the W's
You're fired!
A fruit doesn't need a wheelchair
A Coconut.
John Treevaulter.
Because the trees break wind.
Because yeasterday he died and tomorrow he will have risen.
Tulips on your organ EDIT: This blew up. (No pun intended)
A good start.
