Pastor Jokes

What did the pastor say when informing two fruits that they couldn't marry?

No, you cantaloupe.

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What did the pastor say when his blanket rose up from his bed?

Holy Sheet!

Why did the macaroni cross the street with a Bible?

Because it's a pastor)

When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say?

Hold on, let me get my bear rings.

What do they call pastors in Germany?

A. German Shepherds.

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Rise Jokes More Rise Jokes

Who will win?

When two of the most populated countries clash which race will rise?

How do we know that Jesus was made of bread?

Because yeasterday he died and tomorrow he will have risen.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

What do you say to two dust particles making out in the street?

Get a broom, you two.

Why did it take three burly Boy Scouts to help the old lady across the street?

Because she didn't want to go.

Blanket Jokes More Blanket Jokes

What did the blanket say when he fell off the bed?

Aw sheet! One of my favorite, cheesiest jokes of all time. Thought it would be a good first post to Reddit!

What did the blanket say as it fell of the bed?

Sheet

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!

Why did the chicken nugget cross the road?

To see the chicken strip!!!

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

Why did Frodo set his cell phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas?

Forty feet of track - all straight!

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why do ducks have flat feet?

So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.

What do you call a fire on the beach?

Bernie Sanders

Good Start Jokes More Good Start Jokes

What do you call 10 lawyers chained to the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.

What do you call 1000 emo kids at the bottom of the ocean?