Pastor Jokes

What did the pastor say when informing two fruits that they couldn't marry?

No, you cantaloupe.

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What did the pastor say when his blanket rose up from his bed?

Holy Sheet!

Why did the macaroni cross the street with a bible?

Because it's a pastor)

When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say?

Hold on, let me get my bear rings.

What do they call pastors in Germany?

A. German Shepherds.

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Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

What is someone who just got left at the alters least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe

What do you get when you cross a sheltie and a cantaloupe?

A melon collie.

Blanket Jokes More Blanket Jokes

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?

Oh sheeeeeettttt!

What does a chef call an undercover cop?

Pig in a blanket.

Inform Jokes More Inform Jokes

What did the pastor say when informing two fruits that they couldn't marry?

No, you cantaloupe.

How can you tell when a German is joking?

Don't worry, he will inform you after delivery of the punchline has taken place. Just a joke!

Macaroni Jokes More Macaroni Jokes

Why did the macaroni cross the street with a bible?

Because it's a pastor)

What dog rides a horse named Macaroni?

Yankee poodle!

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What brand of underwear did Jesus wear?

Fruit of the Womb

What type of fruit do twins prefer?

Pears.

Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What do Dallas Cowboys fans do after they win the Super Bowl?

They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!

How can you tell if a blonde works in an office?

A bed in the stockroom and huge smiles on all the bosses' faces.

Thousand Jokes More Thousand Jokes

Why didn't the sun have to attend university?

It's already got thousands of degrees.

What did Daniel Boone say to Davey Crocket when thousands of Mexicans charged at them at the Alamo?

Davey.... are we pouring concrete today

Germany Jokes More Germany Jokes

What country are you most likely to get a disease?

GERMany.

What s a Muslim s favorite cologne?

GERMANY!!!!