Pastor Jokes

What did the pastor say when informing two fruits that they couldn't marry?

No, you cantaloupe.

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What did the pastor say when his blanket rose up from his bed?

Holy Sheet!

Why did the macaroni cross the street with a Bible?

Because it's a pastor)

When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say?

Hold on, let me get my bear rings.

What do they call pastors in Germany?

A. German Shepherds.

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How do you stop the protests in Charlotte?

Sing the nation anthem they will sit down

Why did Black Lives Matter arrange a protest on Coruscant?

Because Mace Windu nuffin

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What do you call a book club that's been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

What's the difference between a dim monster and a birthday candle?

The candle is a thousand times brighter!

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What actor touches every girl on set?

David Cop-a-feel

How are you going to pay the Chihuahua who helped you to set up your computer?

With dog diskettes!

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How can you ask a Mexican if their zodiac sign is leo?

Julio

When someone tells me they're a bodybuilder, I always ask "Not the Dr. Frankenstein kind, right?

Because you can never be too careful.

Rise Jokes More Rise Jokes

What makes a Mexican saddest about the rise of ebooks?

The closing of the Borders.

What would happen if you ate yeast and Polish?

You would rise and shine.

Macaroni Jokes More Macaroni Jokes

What dog rides a horse named Macaroni?

Yankee poodle!

Why did the macaroni cross the street with a Bible?

Because it's a pastor)

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Where do you want to be in 5 years?

Me: Oh, it doesn't matter. You will have fired me well before then.

Why did the apple pie get fired from his job?

Because he showed up baked.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did Spider-Man cross the road?

To get to the *web*site!! *ba-dum-tsss*

What do you get when you cross a whistle with a blizzard?

Edward Snowed-in