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How can you ask a Mexican if their zodiac sign is leo?

Julio

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How can you ask a Mexican if their zodiac sign is leo?

Julio

What's your zodiac sign?

Tyrannosaurus. -But that's not even a real sign. -None of the zodiac signs are real.