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How can you ask a Mexican if their zodiac sign is leo?

Julio

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why don't Mexicans have barbeques?

The beans keep slipping through the grill.

What makes Mexican and black jokes so similar?

Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal.

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When asked "why?

He replied, "Tropical Depression."

How much will that be?

Asks the neutron. "For you " replies the bartender, "no charge."

Zodiac Sign Jokes More Zodiac Sign Jokes

How do you speak to a deaf Ted Cruz?

Use zodiac signs

What's your zodiac sign?

Tyrannosaurus. -But that's not even a real sign. -None of the zodiac signs are real.