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How can you ask a Mexican if their zodiac sign is leo?

Julio

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What did the Mexican student say when he was asked to turn in his essay?

I ain't no snitch.

Why are Mexicans good at bow hunting?

Because they hav-an-arrow!

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Why dad?

He asks. Because my arm is getting tired

Why do I have to say please when I ask for a sandwich at a restaurant?

They don't say please when I'm paying. They say, "That'll be $5". I should be able to say, "That'll be a sandwich."

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How can you ask a Mexican if their zodiac sign is leo?

Julio

What's your zodiac sign?

Tyrannosaurus. -But that's not even a real sign. -None of the zodiac signs are real.