What do you call a German barber?

Herr Kutz (This was funnier when I was half asleep this morning)

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Why did the Germans loose WWII?

They kept Stalin around.

What's a German's favorite fruit?

An Auto-Bahnana

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What do you call a German barber?

Herr Kutz (This was funnier when I was half asleep this morning)

What would the blind man say every morning when he walked past the fish market?

Good morning, ladies!

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Why do skateboarders make lousy plumbers?

Because they only use half pipes.

Whats an Italians favourite part of football?

Half time, they get to switch sides again