What do you call a German barber?

Herr Kutz (This was funnier when I was half asleep this morning)

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How do you turn German beer into American Beer?

Drink it

What do German kids play on the playground?

Guten tag!

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What has everyone been using to get ice of their cars in the morning?

I've been using a discount card, but I can only ever get 20% off

What is worse than getting a wrong call at 3 AM in the morning?

Getting a right call.

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What's the average lifespan of an owl?

About six and a half books.

What's half of a tuba?

A oneba.