What do you call a German barber?

Herr Kutz (This was funnier when I was half asleep this morning)

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What's a German's favourite number?

Nein

What did the balding German frau exclaim when her husband left her?

Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!

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What did the cow say to the paintbrush?

Moo. As told by my kid this morning.

What has everyone been using to get ice of their cars in the morning?

I've been using a discount card, but I can only ever get 20% off

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Why do gangsters save so much money on clothes?

Cause all their pants are half-off

Why did the kid only water half the lawn?

Because there was a 50% chance of rain