What do you call a German barber?

Herr Kutz (This was funnier when I was half asleep this morning)

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What does the Personal Computer and German people have in common?

They're both the master race!

What do you call a German physician who specializes in the epidermis of the scalp?

Herr Doctor.

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What's the second hardest thing in the morning?

Getting out of the bed!

What time do you get up in the morning?

About an hour and a half after I arrived at school

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What do you call an 80lb midget with 40lb testicles?

SFW) Half nuts!

What is the easiest way to make a banana split?

Cut it in half.