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What do you call a German barber?

Herr Kutz (This was funnier when I was half asleep this morning)

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Why are the streets in Paris lined with trees?

So the German soldiers can march in shade.

What does the Personal Computer and German people have in common?

They're both the master race!

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Who's there! Ben! Ben who?

Ben knocking on this door all morning!

Why is it so hard for an eighty year old woman to pee in the morning?

Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?!

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What do you call the western half of Kenya?

Kenya West

How do you get out?

You look in the mirror and see what you saw. Take the saw and saw the table in half. Two half's make a whole, go through the hole.