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What do you call a German barber?

Herr Kutz (This was funnier when I was half asleep this morning)

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What did the Germans name the Israeli Submarine?

Das Jude

Why did the German baker claim on his insurance at Christmas?

Because his bread was stollen!!!

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How does a New York University psychology major turn on his lights in the morning?

By opening the car door.

What is worse than getting a wrong call at 3 AM in the morning?

Getting a right call.

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Whats the difference between a White lie and a Black lie?

Half to none of the time.

What is the quickest way to double your money?

Fold it in half!