What do you call a German barber?

Herr Kutz (This was funnier when I was half asleep this morning)

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What'd you call a German businessman?

An enterpreNeuer.

What do Germans say when you show them a meme?

Danke.

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What's the inscription on dead blues-singers tombstones?

"I didn't wake up this morning..."

Why is the Prime Minister not seen in the morning?

Because he is PM not AM

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What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a cat.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple?

Finding a vein in a hot dog.