What has everyone been using to get ice of their cars in the morning?

I've been using a discount card, but I can only ever get 20% off

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

How do you top a car?

You tep on the brake, toopid.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do the Russians use to film their war with Isis?

Daeshcams

How do you split Rome in half?

You use a pair of caesars.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What's 12" long, rock hard in the morning, and makes a woman cry?

A dead baby.

What do cats read in the morning?

Mewspapers!

20 Jokes More 20 Jokes

Why did 20 blondes stand outside the bar?

Because you need to be 21 to get in.

What's the best part of dating 28 year olds?

There's 20 of them!

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What does Batman take in his whiskey?

Just ice.

Why does Harambe confuse bartenders?

All he wants is Just Ice