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What has everyone been using to get ice of their cars in the morning?

I've been using a discount card, but I can only ever get 20% off

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do a blonde and a car have in common?

They can both drive you crazy.

What do you get when you leave a dog inside a car when it's 100 degrees outside?

A hot dog.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How did Pavlov keep his dogs so fluffy?

He used conditioner on them.

What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet?

A pedometer

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.

How do fallopian tubes like there eggs in the morning?

Ovary-sy

20 Jokes More 20 Jokes

How do you get 20 Canadians out of a pool?

Okay folks, time to get out of the pool!

Where are you?

I said to watch him like a hawk! ME: soaring 20m above w/ a beakful of mice I AM

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What will you be drinking?

Harambe: I'll have a beer Me: No, he'll have just ice Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes. Justice for Harambe.

What did Batman give Doctor Freeze with his whisky?

Just-ice