What has everyone been using to get ice of their cars in the morning?

I've been using a discount card, but I can only ever get 20% off

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you get when you cross a bridge with a car?

You get to the other side.

What do you do when you see a space man?

Park your car, man.

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What did Russians used to light their houses with before candles?

Electricity.

What Social Media site do the undead use?

Tomblr.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning?

Walks home.

What has 4 legs in the morning, two at lunch, and three in the evening?

A cannibal

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Where are you?

I said to watch him like a hawk! ME: soaring 20m above w/ a beakful of mice I AM

What has everyone been using to get ice of their cars in the morning?

I've been using a discount card, but I can only ever get 20% off

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What does Batman put in his drinks?

Just ice.

What did the judge order in his whiskey?

Just ice