What has everyone been using to get ice of their cars in the morning?

I've been using a discount card, but I can only ever get 20% off

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What are you looking for in a car?

I said, "It has to be affordable" He said, "I'm sorry sir, I've never heard of a Ford Ibble."

What are cats' natural predators?

Cars.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How do you move a 2000 lb dinosaur?

Don't know?? Use DINO-MITE

What do you use to cut the ocean?

A seasaw

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why doesn't a sociologist look out the window in the morning?

Because then they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon.

What do you call a German barber?

Herr Kutz (This was funnier when I was half asleep this morning)

20 Jokes More 20 Jokes

Why did little Jimmy break open his computer?

It said that it had 20 cookies in it.

What is H20 Made out of?

20 hydrogen atoms.

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

Why do Norse gods never ice skate?

Because the ice always Thors.

What do French Business Men use to ice their cakes?

Franchicing