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What has everyone been using to get ice of their cars in the morning?

I've been using a discount card, but I can only ever get 20% off

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What did the traffic light say to the car?

Don't look I'm changing!

What are cats' natural predators?

Cars.

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How to use green, yellow, and pink in a sentence?

The phone goes green, green, green, I pink it up, and say yellow.

What technique does a prisoner use when coloring a picture?

Cell shading.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What's the second hardest thing in the morning?

Getting out of the bed!

What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.

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Why does Mommy always say no?

Well Son, if Mommy said yes all the time you'd have 20 more siblings.

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What are you looking for!?

Just-ice!

What do a redhead and a freezer have in common?

They've both got ice on the inside.