What has everyone been using to get ice of their cars in the morning?

I've been using a discount card, but I can only ever get 20% off

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you think you're doing parking your car there?

Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."

What kind of car does a viking drive?

A fjord

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why do prison guards use Proactive all the time?

So they can prevent breakouts.

How many Gentlesirs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Screw is such a harsh word, M'Lightbulb. I have too much respect for lamps to use it." Tips fedora

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why does a farmer look out of his window in the morning?

Because he can't see through the wall.

What has four limbs in the morning, two limbs in the afternoon, and is dead by evening?

A disobedient slave.

20 Jokes More 20 Jokes

Why did little Jimmy break open his computer?

It said that it had 20 cookies in it.

Where are you?

I said to watch him like a hawk! ME: soaring 20m above w/ a beakful of mice I AM

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

How much does the average introvert weigh?

Not enough to break the ice.

Why is it impossible to surprise a snowman?

He has ice in the back of his head. Get it He has ice in the back of his head. Get it