What do you use to cut the ocean?

A seasaw

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Why do terrorist use Nokia phones?

So they can reuse the phone after the explosion

What's the difference between a round piece of plastic and a babies head?

I don't use a round piece of plastic as a shift knob.

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What's the latest big thing to sweep across Japan?

The ocean.

Why are oceans so salty?

Because the Earth is always tilted.

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How did Isis move from 5th wanted terrorist group to the most wanted terrorist group?

They cut a head

How do you get people to quit smoking?

Cut off their lips