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What do you use to cut the ocean?

A seasaw

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Why do priests have lots of kids?

They always use the holy condoms.

Where do Bees use the bathroom?

At the BP station. (thanks grandma)

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What do you call a group of singing people floating around in the ocean?

An acappellago

What do you call......a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob

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What do you get when you cut an Avocado into 6.02 x 1023 pieces?

A guacaMOLE

What do you use to cut the ocean?

A seasaw