How do you cut the sea in half?

With a seesaw

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Who sleeps at the bottom of the sea?

Jack the kipper!

What do you call 10 politicians at the bottom of the sea?

A good start.

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How does SpongeBob cut a rug?

With a square Dance!

How do tiny Mexicans cut their pizza?

Little Ceasars

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What's it called when the bottom half of a fraction has loads of cake in it?

A denom-nom-nominator!

What has 2 legs and bleeds profusely?

Half a cat