What do you use to cut the ocean?

A seasaw

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Why is George R.R. Martin really bad at using Twitter?

There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.

What kind of footwear do Whitewalkers use?

The Hodor-eliminating kind.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob

What do you call a personal laptop floating in the ocean?

A Dell - Rolling In The Deep

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What do you get when you cut an Avocado into 6.02 x 1023 pieces?

A guacaMOLE

Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella?

Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.