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What do you use to cut the ocean?

A seasaw

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How many Gentlesirs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Screw is such a harsh word, M'Lightbulb. I have too much respect for lamps to use it." Tips fedora

How many dank memes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter, just use the jet fuel instead.

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What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob

Where can you find an ocean without any water?

On a map!

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Why couldn't the cut down tree answer a riddle?

It was stumped.

What do dwarves use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars