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What do you use to cut the ocean?

A seasaw

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Why would the Queen let Netflix use her likeness in "The Crown"?

She probably gets royalties

What kind of soap do you use to clean a dirty joke?

Bawdy wash.

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What sits at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A drowning epileptic.

What's the highest point in the ocean?

The Marijuanas Trench.

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How was the roman empire cut in half?

With a pair of caesars

What equine likes to cut in line?

A sawhorse!