How do you cut the sea in half?

With a seesaw

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Which two regions have the most people named John?

SEA / NA

What's the difference between writing your will and owning an ant farm?

One's a legacy, the other a sea of legs.

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What's long and black and dangerous to cut into?

The KFC Drive-thru line.

Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella?

Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.

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Why did the door to door sales man get nervous and run away?

He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye

Why do Spanish men get half price movie tickets?

They take the senor discount.