What do you use to cut the ocean?

A seasaw

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Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures?

Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.

What's it called when you're using Tinder on the toilet?

Swiping and wiping.

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What kind of chocolate swims in the ocean?

ScubGodivas.

Why won't the ocean let us drink its water?

Because it's too salty.

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Why didn't the Aztec get their hair cut?

They didn't like the barbershop Cortez.

What mathematical operation is used to calculate the rate at which lumberjacks cut wood?

Logger-rhythms.