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What's it called when the bottom half of a fraction has loads of cake in it?

A denom-nom-nominator!

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Half Jokes More Half Jokes

How do you congratulate the guy who won the best tie contest?

You tell him... "that's definitely a win sir". Or if he did ok you can say you half win sir i suppose.

What's the difference between Valve and uranium?

Uranium gets to its half-life on time.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What's easier to load into a garbage truck? Bowling balls or babies?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.

What do you do with spoiled fish food?

Load it in the chum dumpster.

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

How do I like eggs?

Ummm...in a cake!

What Super Models should you invite to your birthday party?

Cake Moss and Naomi Candles

Fraction Jokes More Fraction Jokes

Who invented fractions?

Henry the 1/8

What's it called when the bottom half of a fraction has loads of cake in it?

A denom-nom-nominator!