What's it called when the bottom half of a fraction has loads of cake in it?

A denom-nom-nominator!

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Half Jokes More Half Jokes

When one points and asks his friend, "Is that statue a foot?

To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."

What does it mean when the Post Office flag is flying at half-staff?

They are hiring.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

Whats the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.

What's easier to load into a garbage truck? Bowling balls or babies?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

When pigs have a party who jumps out of the cake?

Nobody. The pigs all jump in.

What do you call cake that isn't yours?

Stollen

Fraction Jokes More Fraction Jokes

Why didn't the rest of the fractions like "mc" very much?

Because he was generally known to be a square(ed).

Who invented fractions?

Henry the 1/8