What does it mean when the Post Office flag is flying at half-staff?

They are hiring.

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What would you call it if pigs were flying yesterday?

Swine flu

What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?

Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?

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Why do urologists like UTIs?

It means urine business.

How do you know statisticians are always serious?

They mean what they say.

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What has got two legs and bleeds?

Half a dog!

What do you call a blonde with half a brain?

Gifted!

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Why does hiring a ship illegally always cost $3.14?

Because theyre pi rates.

What did the urologist say to his physician before he hired him?

URINE.

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Why did the post office get sued?

For Mail-Practice!!

Why hang Wanted posters in the post office?

We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.