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What does it mean when the Post Office flag is flying at half-staff?

They are hiring.

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How cute does someone have to be for sparks to fly?

Electro

What's the difference between Isis hostages and Isis terrorists?

Don't ask me, I just fly the drones...

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How can I trust you again?

H: She meant nothing to me! M: Not that. You bought lite sour cream!

Where are the groceries?

ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*

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What do you call a German barber?

Herr Kutz (This was funnier when I was half asleep this morning)

When one points and asks his friend, "Is that statue a foot?

To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."

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What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away?

Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.

Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.

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What does it mean when the Post Office flag is flying at half-staff?

They are hiring.

Why did the boy jump up and down on the letter?

He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them.