What does it mean when the Post Office flag is flying at half-staff?

They are hiring.

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How do you tell the difference between a Syrian hospital and an ISIS military base?

I don't know either, Johnny, just fly the drone.

Why do aliens always disembark via ramp?

Do they have problems with stairs Or are flying saucers just handicap-accessible

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Whatcha got, reddit?

I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!

What is the average Math teacher like?

Mean.

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Why do Spanish men get half price movie tickets?

They take the senor discount.

What do you call a half-length lightsabre?

A slightsabre

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Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince"

What famous actor costs an arm &amp a leg to hire?

ARMold SchwarzenLEGger

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Why hang Wanted posters in the post office?

We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.

Why did the feminist refuse to work at the post office?

Because it was a mail dominated industry