They are hiring.
Because they really like their carry-on..... yeah total dad joke, i know.
He's such a wookie pilot. I had three Star Wars jokes prior to this. But none were any good.
There are 27 people in the room but on 53 eggs, you know what that means, someone is missing an egg.
Me: I drowned my swallows in whiskey Don't u mean sorrows Me covering tub of dead birds: is that the saying
Young Monster: Hee hee! He's my half-brother now!
With ducktape!!
The mall is hiring new Santas.
Me: Well, if you hire me, I will make all of your other employees look FANTASTIC by comparison.
Post office.
Their femail