We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.
Make it Tso's Number One.
Because you always want another one!
Me: Bed Bath & Beyond Wife: You used a coupon right Me: Coupon *wife faints*
Because no one on earth wants to buy it.
I said, 'Dust.' And that's how the fight started....
They didn't have any chemistry.
So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.
Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!
Post office.
Black mail.
The posters.
The posters
