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Why hang Wanted posters in the post office?

We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.

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What did Adam do when he wanted some sugar?

He raised Cain.

What did the deer say when the sportsman asked if he wanted to go hunting?

I'm game.

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

What the?

Oh, I accidentally bought Hamburger Hinderer

What's the saddest computer you can buy?

A Dell

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What did one royal family say to the other before getting into a fight?

Put up your Dukes! I'll just let myself out...

Why doesn't Reno Jackson like torrenting?

Because he's always fighting pirates

Stamp Jokes More Stamp Jokes

Why don't you stamp e-mails?

Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!

Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stamp out forest fires!

Post Office Jokes More Post Office Jokes

Why didn't the feminist get a job at the post office?

Because she refused to work in a mail dominated industry.

What does it mean when the Post Office flag is flying at half-staff?

They are hiring.

Poster Jokes More Poster Jokes

How many posters who type 'r/antijokes' on this sub only do it for karma?

Seriously, I don't know. Maybe 50?

Why hang Wanted posters in the post office?

We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.