We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.
She said, "Somewhere I have never been!" I told her, "How about the kitchen "
He'd get it.
Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "
Time to buy a new chair.
Charlie Sheen's winning.
They trash talk.
Made in Va-China.
The stamps kept falling off the rocks!
It's going well I guess. It has its usps and it's downs. Edited for correctness
The Post Office
They both say the same jokes over and over again.
WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*