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Why hang Wanted posters in the post office?

We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why don't women sleep on the left side of the bed?

Because they always want to be right.

Why do politians hate the term "mudslinging"?

They don't want to get their hands dirty.

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

What kind of leash should you buy for a Chihuahua?

A short one!

Why do robbers steal money?

Me: So they can buy stuff. 4: Why don't they just steal the stuff She's a criminal mastermind.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Why did the top bun and bottom bun of the Big Mac get in a fight?

There was bad beef between them

Who wins in a fight: Goku or Superman?

Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.

Stamp Jokes More Stamp Jokes

Why do frogs have webbed feet?

To stamp out forest fires!

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

I'm stuck on you!

Post Office Jokes More Post Office Jokes

What two words have thousands of letters in them?

Post office.

Why did the post office get sued?

For Mail-Practice!!

Poster Jokes More Poster Jokes

Why isn't Luke on the poster for The Force Awakens?

He's a bit Shywalker. I'm so, so sorry everyone.

How many /r/twoxchromosomes posters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. 1 to screw in the lightbulb, and the other 9 to provide emotional support.