Why hang Wanted posters in the post office?

We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella?

Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.

Why did the cows cross the road?

They wanted to go to the mooo....vies

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Why did the algae end up at school?

She wanted to buy an algae bra.

How do you lose 30 pounds in 1 Minute?

Go to England and buy something

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Why do midgets always fight?

Short tempers.

Why doesn't Reno Jackson like torrenting?

Because he's always fighting pirates

Stamp Jokes More Stamp Jokes

Why couldn't prehistoric man send birthday cards?

The stamps kept falling off the rocks!

How can you tell when a fax has been sent by a blonde?

When there's a stamp on it.

Post Office Jokes More Post Office Jokes

How is life at the post office going?

It's going well I guess. It has its usps and it's downs. Edited for correctness

Why don't the post office get the Jehovah's Witnesses to deliver the mail on Saturday?

Work smarter not harder people.

Poster Jokes More Poster Jokes

What's the difference between the jokes from today and next week's jokes?

The posters.

How many posters who type 'r/antijokes' on this sub only do it for karma?

Seriously, I don't know. Maybe 50?