Why hang Wanted posters in the post office?

We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.

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Why did little Jimmy cross the road?

Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy

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An anarchid.

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What do you use to buy drinks?

Bar tender

How much do you pay to buy corn from a pirate?

You pay a buccaneer.

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What do you get when you get in a fight with the Los Angeles Lakers lead point scorer?

Kobe beef

What do Polish Hussars and toothpaste have in common?

They both fight against Tartars.

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What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

I'm stuck on you!

Why couldn't prehistoric man send birthday cards?

The stamps kept falling off the rocks!

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What do the post office and the San Francisco 49ers have in common?

They don't deliver on Sunday

Why did the boy jump up and down on the letter?

He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them.

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How many posters who type 'r/antijokes' on this sub only do it for karma?

Seriously, I don't know. Maybe 50?

Why hang Wanted posters in the post office?

We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.