Where'd you buy my gift?

Me: Bed Bath & Beyond Wife: You used a coupon right Me: Coupon *wife faints*

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What is the difference between a Mother and Wife?

One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.

What makes a grown man cry?

Watching his wife and children die before his eyes.

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Why do priests have lots of kids?

They always use the holy condoms.

What type of board will you be riding?

Jesus: looks at feet They're using boards

Gift Jokes More Gift Jokes

Why did your sister refuse the gift of a Japanese car?

Because she'd never be able to learn the language

Where'd you buy my gift?

Me: Bed Bath & Beyond Wife: You used a coupon right Me: Coupon *wife faints*

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Why didn't Bach buy his wife a new accordion?

He couldn't afford it; he was "Baroque".

Why did the bodybuilder buy a dictionary?

Because he wanted to get more definition.

Coupon Jokes More Coupon Jokes

What happens when you give an Italian a coupon?

It makes the Dego buy faster.

Where'd you buy my gift?

Me: Bed Bath & Beyond Wife: You used a coupon right Me: Coupon *wife faints*

Bed Bath Jokes More Bed Bath Jokes

Why did the kleptomaniac spend so much time in Bed Bath and Beyond?

He was taking a sheet.

Where'd you buy my gift?

Me: Bed Bath & Beyond Wife: You used a coupon right Me: Coupon *wife faints*