Where'd you buy my gift?

Me: Bed Bath & Beyond Wife: You used a coupon right Me: Coupon *wife faints*

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What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

What did the cactus say to his wife?

Aloe Vera!

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What do you call a scam artist who uses his vocabulary to commit crimes?

A LexiCon

What is cowhide mostly used for?

Keeping cows from falling apart.

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Where'd you buy my gift?

Me: Bed Bath & Beyond Wife: You used a coupon right Me: Coupon *wife faints*

Why are Pentacostals so good at kissing?

They have the gift of tongues...

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Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze?

So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.

Why do Americans get manuals when buying a new car?

I thought they only drive automatic

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What do you call a coupon at Taco Bell?

A Senor Discount

Where'd you buy my gift?

Me: Bed Bath & Beyond Wife: You used a coupon right Me: Coupon *wife faints*

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Where'd you buy my gift?

Me: Bed Bath & Beyond Wife: You used a coupon right Me: Coupon *wife faints*