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Where'd you buy my gift?

Me: Bed Bath & Beyond Wife: You used a coupon right Me: Coupon *wife faints*

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Why is it hard for Arab men to have a guy's night out?

They have to find babysitters for their wives.

Why do husbands typically die before their wives?

They want to.

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What music service do potatoes like to use?

Spudify.

What did the priest use to forgive the sinners that shot up his church?

A holey Bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.

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What's the gift that keeps on giving?

AIDS

Why are Pentacostals so good at kissing?

They have the gift of tongues...

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Where do Americans buy their groceries in Afghanistan?

At the infideli counter.

Why don't you buy drugs from an Emo?

Their stuff is always cut.

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Where'd you buy my gift?

Me: Bed Bath & Beyond Wife: You used a coupon right Me: Coupon *wife faints*

What do you call a coupon at Taco Bell?

A Senor Discount

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Why did the kleptomaniac spend so much time in Bed Bath and Beyond?

He was taking a sheet.

Where'd you buy my gift?

Me: Bed Bath & Beyond Wife: You used a coupon right Me: Coupon *wife faints*