Where'd you buy my gift?

Me: Bed Bath & Beyond Wife: You used a coupon right Me: Coupon *wife faints*

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did Patrick Stewart say when he proposed to his wife?

Engage.

What's the difference between a gun and a wife?

You can silence a gun.

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What kind of footwear do Whitewalkers use?

The Hodor-eliminating kind.

What is the most recycled joke that keeps getting used?

Your mom.

Gift Jokes More Gift Jokes

What do gifted bakers take in high school?

AP Flour

What should you not gift a Syrian this year?

A drone

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Why did it take the computer so long to decide whether it wanted to buy an Egyptian cotton sheet?

Because it had too many threads.

What is agitated buy joyful?

A washing machine

Coupon Jokes More Coupon Jokes

What happens when you give an Italian a coupon?

It makes the Dego buy faster.

What do you call a coupon at Taco Bell?

A Senor Discount

Bed Bath Jokes More Bed Bath Jokes

Why did the kleptomaniac spend so much time in Bed Bath and Beyond?

He was taking a sheet.

Where'd you buy my gift?

Me: Bed Bath & Beyond Wife: You used a coupon right Me: Coupon *wife faints*