Me: Bed Bath & Beyond Wife: You used a coupon right Me: Coupon *wife faints*
On a blind date
Your wife.
I said "Dude... it's 2014, you can use whichever printer you want"
Starbucks
AIDS
Doesnt matter, he'll never unwrap the gift
How I bought your mother
He replies "Ask my wife. She'll tell you how you do it.
A Senor Discount
He was taking a sheet.
