A Senor Discount
It makes the Dego buy faster.
Me: Bed Bath & Beyond Wife: You used a coupon right Me: Coupon *wife faints*
They take the senor discount.
Ampnbsp And the cashier replies: &nbsp -Twelve bananas
It didn't make cents
WIFE: I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE: I use your toothbrush.
They're both used to store nuts.
They get a hole in one!
At the infideli counter.
4 y.o: Five Me: There's something wrong with your counting. 4: There's something wrong with the dog.
Me: Like 4 maybe. 5 tops. Wife: I counted 19. Me: Well I rounded down.
Tell who what! Me: Tell Taco Bell their cheese to lettuce ratio is way off..
Taco Bell for lunch
They ordered ziti instead of shells.
Genuwine.
It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!
America: "We threw it in the Harbor!"
