Coupon Jokes

What do you call a coupon at Taco Bell?

A Senor Discount

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What happens when you give an Italian a coupon?

It makes the Dego buy faster.

Where'd you buy my gift?

Me: Bed Bath & Beyond Wife: You used a coupon right Me: Coupon *wife faints*

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Count Jokes More Count Jokes

Why is Dracula's favorite subject in school Math?

Because he likes to Count.

Which teachers care the most about their students?

Math teachers, because every student counts.

Senor Discount Jokes More Senor Discount Jokes

What do you call a coupon at Taco Bell?

A Senor Discount

Why do Spanish men get half price movie tickets?

They take the senor discount.

Bed Bath Jokes More Bed Bath Jokes

Why did the kleptomaniac spend so much time in Bed Bath and Beyond?

He was taking a sheet.

Where'd you buy my gift?

Me: Bed Bath & Beyond Wife: You used a coupon right Me: Coupon *wife faints*

Taco Bell Jokes More Taco Bell Jokes

How do you explain a man birthing a baby?

Taco Bell for lunch

What do they call the fairy in the Mexican version of Peter Pan?

Taco Bell.

Cashier Jokes More Cashier Jokes

What did the duck say to the cashier after buying some red lipstick?

Just put it on my bill.

How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What did the priest use to forgive the sinners that shot up his church?

A holey Bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.

Why did the knight stop using the internet?

Because he was sick of chainmail.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to the man with a legal fetish when he went to court for his parking ticket?

He got off on a technicality

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FB=Whats on your mind FourSquare= Where am I Quora=what Youtube=What Im watching. LinkedIn=Whats in it for me

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What do you get if you play a country music song backwards?

You get your wife back. Your house back. Your truck back. Your dog back...

What's the definition of a Polygamist?

Pupil: A parrot with more than one wife!