A Senor Discount
Me: Bed Bath & Beyond Wife: You used a coupon right Me: Coupon *wife faints*
An Italian sub!
It'a was'a pasta his bed time
A) I don't know he also stole my watch.
You get a VHS tape.
God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.
Because it'd Krampus style.
Spay Roses.
The pet store
The exterior is hot, but its cold as ice inside.
The jury store
They take the senor discount.
Because when she got to 69, there was a frog in her throat.
You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.
