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Coupon Jokes

What do you call a coupon at Taco Bell?

A Senor Discount

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What happens when you give an Italian a coupon?

It makes the Dego buy faster.

Where'd you buy my gift?

Me: Bed Bath & Beyond Wife: You used a coupon right Me: Coupon *wife faints*

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Gift Jokes More Gift Jokes

Why are Pentacostals so good at kissing?

They have the gift of tongues...

What do gifted bakers take in high school?

AP Flour

Bed Bath Jokes More Bed Bath Jokes

Why did the kleptomaniac spend so much time in Bed Bath and Beyond?

He was taking a sheet.

Where'd you buy my gift?

Me: Bed Bath & Beyond Wife: You used a coupon right Me: Coupon *wife faints*

Senor Discount Jokes More Senor Discount Jokes

What do you call a coupon at Taco Bell?

A Senor Discount

Why do Spanish men get half price movie tickets?

They take the senor discount.

Taco Bell Jokes More Taco Bell Jokes

What sweetie?

Tell who what! Me: Tell Taco Bell their cheese to lettuce ratio is way off..

What do they call the fairy in the Mexican version of Peter Pan?

Taco Bell.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did the Irishman text his Wife?

Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again.

How's your wife been?

Harry...."She's an angel, how about yours " Bob...."Egh, mine is still alive."

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".

Why did the Italian boy want to grow a mustache?

So he could look like his mama.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened when Honey Boo Boo's mom lost 120 pounds?

An amber alert was issued

What's the deal with my laptop?

I'm sitting there typing and the battery drains, does this ever happen to you? So this little message pops up: Plug in or find another power source. Do you get that message? What other power source are they talking about? Well, I can't find that cable, so I'll go ahead and plug in to the hamster wheel generator I keep just in case. That's my other power source.

Cashier Jokes More Cashier Jokes

How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill.

How much does he give the cashier?

2 dollars, so he gets a quarter back.