Coupon Jokes

What do you call a coupon at Taco Bell?

A Senor Discount

Everyday Deserves a Joke

$19.99

What happens when you give an Italian a coupon?

It makes the Dego buy faster.

Where'd you buy my gift?

Me: Bed Bath & Beyond Wife: You used a coupon right Me: Coupon *wife faints*

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How do you save a drowning mouse?

Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!

How did Christopher Columbus find India?

He used Apple Maps.

Taco Bell Jokes More Taco Bell Jokes

How do you explain a man birthing a baby?

Taco Bell for lunch

What do they call the fairy in the Mexican version of Peter Pan?

Taco Bell.

Cashier Jokes More Cashier Jokes

Why didn't the cashier get the punchline?

It didn't register.

When the cashier asks me "Is that everything?

I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What did the Italian Bigfoot say when someone yelled, "Hey Abominable Snowman, are you ready to go?

Not-a-Yeti

What did the Italian diver say when he saw an eel?

That's a moray!

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

Why does VALVE end with 2?

Because they can't count to

When things go wrong, what can you always count on?

Your fingers.

Bed Bath Jokes More Bed Bath Jokes

Why did the kleptomaniac spend so much time in Bed Bath and Beyond?

He was taking a sheet.

Where'd you buy my gift?

Me: Bed Bath & Beyond Wife: You used a coupon right Me: Coupon *wife faints*

Gift Jokes More Gift Jokes

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?

I don't know. He still hasn't opened his gifts.

What gift would you like to receive during the St. Valentine's Day?

Well, I don't know" she answers shyly. "OK, that I give you another year to think about it..."

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens to me when I die?

Idk. (I decay)

What do Jimmy Saville's victims and Aston Villa fans have in common?

They're still talking about what happened in 1982.