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Coupon Jokes

What do you call a coupon at Taco Bell?

A Senor Discount

$Your Age Is Only Math$

Your Age Is Only Math

What happens when you give an Italian a coupon?

It makes the Dego buy faster.

Where'd you buy my gift?

Me: Bed Bath & Beyond Wife: You used a coupon right Me: Coupon *wife faints*

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Count Jokes More Count Jokes

What did the hill that was counting its pocket change say to the other hill?

Don't worry, I'm just amounting.

What is Dracula's girlfriend called when she gives him head?

Down for the count!

Gift Jokes More Gift Jokes

What did the bald man say when he got a comb as a gift?

I'll never part with this!

What do you give a kid with no hands for Christmas?

Doesnt matter, he'll never unwrap the gift

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to the tyrannical peach?

He got impeached!

What happened to the cannibal who was late for dinner?

He got the cold shoulder.

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What do you call an Italian's semi-formal shirt?

Marco's polo

What was the best time in history for the Italians?

The Marin-era

Cashier Jokes More Cashier Jokes

What did the duck say to the cashier after she purchased some lipstick?

Just put it on my bill

Why didn't the cashier get the punchline?

It didn't register.

Senor Discount Jokes More Senor Discount Jokes

Why do Spanish men get half price movie tickets?

They take the senor discount.

What do you call a coupon at Taco Bell?

A Senor Discount

Taco Bell Jokes More Taco Bell Jokes

What do you call a coupon at Taco Bell?

A Senor Discount

How do you explain a man birthing a baby?

Taco Bell for lunch

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Where did the judge go to buy a necklace for his wife?

The jury store

What did the burglar give his wife for her birthday?

A stole.