Coupon Jokes

What do you call a coupon at Taco Bell?

A Senor Discount

April Sale

I Love Pizza & You

$5.99

What happens when you give an Italian a coupon?

It makes the Dego buy faster.

Where'd you buy my gift?

Me: Bed Bath & Beyond Wife: You used a coupon right Me: Coupon *wife faints*

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What happens to illegally parked frogs?

They get toad away.

What happens when i find a good joke?

I reddit.

Gift Jokes More Gift Jokes

What does Brown Santa say?

Gifts only for little girls with A's, B's and C's because the other ones already have the D's.

What's the gift that keeps on giving?

AIDS

Cashier Jokes More Cashier Jokes

What do you say to the cashier when you're adamant about using an expired coupon?

Dis counts!!

How much does he give the cashier?

2 dollars, so he gets a quarter back.

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

What ya doin'?

She said "Buying luggage."

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

When is the only appropriate time to spit in an Italian woman's face?

When her mustache is on fire!

What's the Italian word for suppository?

Innuendo

Senor Discount Jokes More Senor Discount Jokes

What do you call a coupon at Taco Bell?

A Senor Discount

Why do Spanish men get half price movie tickets?

They take the senor discount.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why doesn't Ganon use the Internet?

There were too many Links.

How many dank memes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter, just use the jet fuel instead.

Taco Bell Jokes More Taco Bell Jokes

What sweetie?

Tell who what! Me: Tell Taco Bell their cheese to lettuce ratio is way off..

Why did Taco Bell hire Eminem?

Because he's a Wrap God