Coupon Jokes

What do you call a coupon at Taco Bell?

A Senor Discount

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What happens when you give an Italian a coupon?

It makes the Dego buy faster.

Where'd you buy my gift?

Me: Bed Bath & Beyond Wife: You used a coupon right Me: Coupon *wife faints*

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk

Why are gifts in airports so expensive?

God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What will happen if you went inside a black hole?

I don't know either. It must be out-of-this-world.

What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat?

He had to get a new goat!

Bed Bath Jokes More Bed Bath Jokes

Where'd you buy my gift?

Me: Bed Bath & Beyond Wife: You used a coupon right Me: Coupon *wife faints*

Why did the kleptomaniac spend so much time in Bed Bath and Beyond?

He was taking a sheet.

Taco Bell Jokes More Taco Bell Jokes

Why won't Caitlyn Jenner go to Taco Bell?

She doesn't want another Bell not accepting her for who she is.

How do you explain a man birthing a baby?

Taco bell for lunch

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do you call a field used to grow bows and arrows?

An archerd.

What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of its cage?

Camembert

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

Where do poor Italians live?

A spaghetto.

How did the Italian chef break up with his girlfriend?

Pasta la vista, baby.

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

What's the best time to buy a bird?

When it goes cheep!

When I have complicated problems I always ask myself, what would my imaginary wife do?

And then I end up buying myself cupcakes, and shoes.

Senor Discount Jokes More Senor Discount Jokes

Why do Spanish men get half price movie tickets?

They take the senor discount.

What do you call a coupon at Taco Bell?

A Senor Discount