Taco Bell Jokes

Of course, there's, but here goes mine: ...and that, my liege, is how we know the Earth to be banana shaped. This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedevere. Explain again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes.

How many times does a woman laugh after you tell her a joke?

Three. When you tell it to her, then when you explain it to her, and then when she gets it.

Bell Jokes More Bell Jokes

Why are oranges like bells?

You can peel (peal) both of them.

Why won't Caitlyn Jenner go to Taco Bell?

She doesn't want another Bell not accepting her for who she is.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How to tell the difference between a bad, a good and an excellent accountant?

When you ask them "2+2 is?":

How can you tell if a post on r/Jokes is unoriginal?

It makes the front page.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why didn't the Eskimo want to go hunting?

I don't know, guess he just wasn't Inuit.

Why did the bald guy cut a hole in his pocket?

Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

Coupon Jokes More Coupon Jokes

What do you call a coupon at Taco Bell?

A Senor Discount

Where'd you buy my gift?

Me: Bed Bath & Beyond Wife: You used a coupon right Me: Coupon *wife faints*

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What does a Mexican cut a pizza with?

Little ceasars!!! (Scissors)

Why did the Mexican food go to counseling?

He wanted to taco bout his problems