Taco Bell Jokes

What do you call a coupon at Taco Bell?

A Senor Discount

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Why did Taco Bell hire Eminem?

Because he's a Wrap God

How do you explain a man birthing a baby?

Taco Bell for lunch

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What do you call Peter Pan when he's barbequing?

Peter Grill

What does Pittsburgh have in common with Peter Pan?

The Pirates always lose.

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What do you call Mexican food when it gets cold?

A burrrrrrito.

How does a Mexican wrestler enter a room?

Through the Lucha-door.

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What do you call the Mexican version of the NSA?

Jalapeno Business...........

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Why couldn't anyone help the tortilla?

He didn't want to taco 'bout it

What do you call a knuckle sandwich in California?

A fist taco.

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Whats does dissecting a frog and explaining a joke have in common?

Sure, you know how it works, but now it's dead.

How many times does a blonde laugh at a joke?

Three times - Once when you tell it, once when you explain it, and once when she gets it.

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What day do most mothers give birth?

Labor Day.

Why did the cat give birth at the park?

Because the sign at the park said "Fine for Littering"

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

What do you call a chicken looking at lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad.

What was the vegan rock band's first hit?

Lettuce turnip the beet!

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Why would anyone want to study the Earth and how it rotates?

I guess that some people just want to see the world turn

Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.