Taco Bell Jokes

What do you call a coupon at Taco Bell?

A Senor Discount

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why did Taco Bell hire Eminem?

Because he's a Wrap God

Why won't Caitlyn Jenner go to Taco Bell?

She doesn't want another Bell not accepting her for who she is.

What do they call the fairy in the Mexican version of Peter Pan?

Taco Bell.

How do you explain a man birthing a baby?

Taco Bell for lunch

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Mexican Version Jokes More Mexican Version Jokes

What do they call the fairy in the Mexican version of Peter Pan?

Taco Bell.

What's the Mexican version of the Klan?

Qu Qu Qu

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What musical instrument goes with cheese?

Picklelo.

What kind of cheese?

Me: "American..." Her: "Want it toasted " Me: "I'll just make it myself."

Sweetie Jokes More Sweetie Jokes

What celestial body do you give your sweetie on Valentine's Day?

An exoplanet.

Why should you send your sweetie a valentine?

Because you always heart the one you love.

Bell Jokes More Bell Jokes

Who's there! Cyprus! Cyprus who?

Cyprus the bell!

What do you call one-tenth of a bell?

A Decibell.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair?

Because she wanted to rock and roll.

What do you feed a 600 pound Gorilla?

Anything it wants!

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do you call a cow that just had a baby?

Decalfinated

Why do women love the smell of babies so much?

Because 50% of the taste is in the smell.

Birth Jokes More Birth Jokes

What do you call the birth of a lie?

Myth-conception

What day do most mothers give birth?

Labor Day.

Accept Jokes More Accept Jokes

What did the Office of Admissions say to the recently-accepted Urology student?

Ur-ine!

What did the pirate say when he was accepted into flight school?

It's a pilot's life for me!