What day do most mothers give birth?

Labor Day.

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What is your date of birth?

Witness: "July 15th." Lawyer: "What year " Witness: "Every year."

How can you tell that your dog just gave birth?

It is now a parent.

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When I was just a little girl, I asked my mother what will I be. Will I be pretty, will I be rich?

Here's what she said to me: GO TO SLEEP.

What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

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What day do most mothers give birth?

Labor Day.

What is the most confusing holiday in Detroit?

Labor Day.