What day do most mothers give birth?

Labor Day.

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What is your date of birth?

Witness: "July 15th." Lawyer: "What year " Witness: "Every year."

What is it called when someone gives birth to a 40 year old man?

A midwife crisis

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How many mothers-in-law does it take to change a light bulb?

One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her.

What did you get 100 in?

Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well at least you can add!

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What day do most mothers give birth?

Labor Day.

What is the most confusing holiday in Detroit?

Labor Day.