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What do you call the birth of a lie?

Myth-conception

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, lying in a ditch?

Phil

How was it possible that the three bears had porridge all at different temperatures?

Someone is lying.

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How can you tell that your dog just gave birth?

It is now a parent.

What is your date of birth?

Witness: "July 15th." Lawyer: "What year " Witness: "Every year."