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What do you call the birth of a lie?

Myth-conception

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What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

Why are pilots so honest?

Keep those maintenance issues quiet. I want lies, frankly. "We're delayed because we're winning a safety award."

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How do you explain a man birthing a baby?

Taco Bell for lunch

How does a woman go about inventing something?

She gives birth to a boy.