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What did the Earth say to the Earthquake?

Sorry...that was my fault.

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Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

Why is call of duty infinite warfare set in space?

Because nobody liked it on earth.

What did earth say to the other planets?

You guys have no life!

Earthquake Jokes More Earthquake Jokes

What does a fire, flood, earthquake, tornado, hurricane, and a wife have in common?

Sooner or later, one of them is probably going to get your house.

What did the ground say to the earthquake?

It's your fault!

Fault Jokes More Fault Jokes

Why did the seismologist not have to pay for the damage caused by the earthquake?

It wasn't his fault.

What did one earthquake say to the other earthquake?

I've been really stressed out lately, I know it's not your fault, but please stop cracking jokes about me