What did the Earth say to the Earthquake?

Sorry...that was my fault.

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What did the aliens say, when they came to earth in search of soda pop?

Take me to your liter!

What did the worm say to the other when he was late home?

Where in earth have you been!

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Where is the safest place to be during an earthquake?

A hot air balloon #JonsSafetyTips #Safety #safetyTip #EarthquakeSafetyFacts

What did one mountain say to the other mountain after an earthquake?

It's not my fault.

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How does a woman apologize to a man?

I'm sorry, but it's your fault.

Whose fault is it that California always has earthquakes?

San Andreas fault.