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What did the Earth say to the Earthquake?

Sorry...that was my fault.

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Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

What did the conceited man say while he stood on the North Pole?

The earth revolves around me.

Whats the word im looking for?

You're part of a three-man space crew orbiting Earth. You can ONLY relay one, one word message in 2 seconds. Whats the word

Earthquake Jokes More Earthquake Jokes

What do you call a cow in an earthquake?

A milkshake What do you call a cow with no legs ground beef What do you call a cow with 3 legs lean beef

What's the difference between Michael j. Fox and an earthquake?

Earthquakes stop shaking

Fault Jokes More Fault Jokes

Who's fault is it?

The truck's fault. What was it doing in the kitchen?

How does a woman apologize to a man?

I'm sorry, but it's your fault.