What did the Earth say to the Earthquake?

Sorry...that was my fault.

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What did Earth say to the Sun?

My life revolves around you!

What happened when Isaac Newton met the apple?

He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy.

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What did the ground say to the earthquake?

It's your fault!

Why did the seismologist not have to pay for the damage caused by the earthquake?

It wasn't his fault.

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What did the tectonic plate say when it had a collision?

It's not my fault.

Whose fault is it that California always has earthquakes?

San Andreas fault.