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What did the Earth say to the Earthquake?

Sorry...that was my fault.

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What on Earth happened?

The doctor said, surprised. "I don't know, it started with a boil on my arse." the frog said.

What happened when Isaac Newton met the apple?

He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy.

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What did one tectonic plate say to the other after the earthquake?

That was your fault!!!

Whose fault is it that California always has earthquakes?

San Andreas fault.

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What did one mountain say to the other mountain after an earthquake?

It's not my fault.

What did one earthquake say to the other earthquake?

I've been really stressed out lately, I know it's not your fault, but please stop cracking jokes about me