Earthquake Jokes

What do you call a cow during an earthquake?

A milkshake

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What do you call an earthquake in NYC?

Harlem Shake.

What did the Mexican gang member say when two large houses fell on him during an earthquake?

Get off me, homes.

What did San Andreas said to the Earthquake?

This is all your fault!

What did one tectonic plate say to the other after the earthquake?

That was your fault!!!

What causes German Earthquakes?

Teutonic Plates.

What does one tectonics plate say to another after an earthquake?

It's not your fault.

Whose fault is it that California always has earthquakes?

San Andreas fault.

What did one earthquake say to the other?

I don't know what you're blaming me for, it's your fault!

What was James Bond after he slept through an earthquake?

Shaken, not stirred.

What did the ground say to the earthquake?

It's your fault!

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What did the Earth say to the Earthquake?

Sorry...that was my fault.

What did one mountain say to the other mountain after an earthquake?

It's not my fault.

What did one earthquake say to the other earthquake?

I've been really stressed out lately, I know it's not your fault, but please stop cracking jokes about me

What does a fire, flood, earthquake, tornado, hurricane, and a wife have in common?

Sooner or later, one of them is probably going to get your house.

Why did the seismologist not have to pay for the damage caused by the earthquake?

It wasn't his fault.

Where is the safest place to be during an earthquake?

A hot air balloon #JonsSafetyTips #Safety #safetyTip #EarthquakeSafetyFacts

What did the earthquake say to all of its victims?

Oh, sorry...my fault.

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What did the earthquake say to the tornado?

It's not my fault.

Whose fault is it?

His fault. He shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.

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She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long

What do Jaqen H'ghar from Game of Thrones and Christina Aguilera have in common?

They both know "what a girl wants" and "what a girl needs".

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How did Harry Potter get down the mountain?

Running... JK rolling

You see, mountains aren't just funny.

They are hill areas.

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Why is James Bond's favourite bartender played by Michael J Fox?

He doesn't need to tell him to shake the martini.

What was James Bond after he slept through an earthquake?

Shaken, not stirred.

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What do you call an earthquake in NYC?

Harlem Shake.

What is a NYC nanosecond?

If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.

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What do you call a cow having a seizure?

A milkshake.

What do you call a cow during an earthquake?

A milkshake

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Where do books sleep?

Under their covers.

What does Bob Marley wear to sleep?

Pa-jammins

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What did the librarian say to the travel agent?

Find what you're booking for

Why was the lobster upset?

Because he found out his friends thought he was a little crabby!