Earthquake Jokes

Of course, there's, but here goes mine: ...and that, my liege, is how we know the Earth to be banana shaped. This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedevere. Explain again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes.

What did the Earth say to the Earthquake?

Sorry...that was my fault.

What did one mountain say to the other mountain after an earthquake?

It's not my fault.

What did one earthquake say to the other earthquake?

I've been really stressed out lately, I know it's not your fault, but please stop cracking jokes about me

What does a fire, flood, earthquake, tornado, hurricane, and a wife have in common?

Sooner or later, one of them is probably going to get your house.

Why did the seismologist not have to pay for the damage caused by the earthquake?

It wasn't his fault.

Where is the safest place to be during an earthquake?

A hot air balloon #JonsSafetyTips #Safety #safetyTip #EarthquakeSafetyFacts

What do you call a cow in an earthquake?

A milkshake What do you call a cow with no legs ground beef What do you call a cow with 3 legs lean beef

What did the earthquake say to all of its victims?

Oh, sorry...my fault.

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