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What did San Andreas said to the Earthquake?

This is all your fault!

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What's the difference between Michael j. Fox and an earthquake?

Earthquakes stop shaking

What did the earthquake say to all of its victims?

Oh, sorry...my fault.

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What did San Andreas said to the Earthquake?

This is all your fault!

Whose fault is it that California always has earthquakes?

San Andreas fault.

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What does one tectonics plate say to another after an earthquake?

It's not your fault.

What did one tectonic plate say to the other after the earthquake?

That was your fault!!!