What did San Andreas said to the Earthquake?

This is all your fault!

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What did one earthquake say to the other?

I don't know what you're blaming me for, it's your fault!

Why did the seismologist not have to pay for the damage caused by the earthquake?

It wasn't his fault.

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What did San Andreas said to the Earthquake?

This is all your fault!

What would you say is your biggest fault?

San Andreas

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What did the tectonic plate say when it had a collision?

It's not my fault.

What did the Earth say to the Earthquake?

Sorry...that was my fault.