What did San Andreas said to the Earthquake?

This is all your fault!

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What did one mountain say to the other mountain after an earthquake?

It's not my fault.

What was James Bond after he slept through an earthquake?

Shaken, not stirred.

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Whose fault is it that California always has earthquakes?

San Andreas fault.

What did San Andreas said to the Earthquake?

This is all your fault!

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How does a woman apologize to a man?

I'm sorry, but it's your fault.

Whose fault is it?

His fault. He shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.