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What was James Bond after he slept through an earthquake?

Shaken, not stirred.

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Why don't women sleep on the left side of the bed?

Because they always want to be right.

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What was shaken and is now stirred?

Haiti.

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Shaken. Not stirred

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What does James Bond say after a heavy workout?

I would like to have Whey. Shaken, not stirred.

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Because he always gets his martini shaken, not stirred.

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What does one tectonics plate say to another after an earthquake?

It's not your fault.

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It's not my fault.

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What does James Bond say after a heavy workout?

I would like to have Whey. Shaken, not stirred.

What was James Bond after he slept through an earthquake?

Shaken, not stirred.