What was James Bond after he slept through an earthquake?

Shaken, not stirred.

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How'd you sleep last night?

Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.

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There ain't no rest for the wicked

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I would like to have Whey. Shaken, not stirred.

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Taken, not stirred.

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What was James Bond after he slept through an earthquake?

Shaken, not stirred.

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It wasn't his fault.

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What does James Bond say after a heavy workout?

I would like to have Whey. Shaken, not stirred.

What was James Bond after he slept through an earthquake?

Shaken, not stirred.