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What was James Bond after he slept through an earthquake?

Shaken, not stirred.

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What's the main difference between light and hard?

I can go to sleep with a light on

What's the difference between light and hard?

You can sleep with a light on.

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What does James Bond say after a heavy workout?

I would like to have Whey. Shaken, not stirred.

What was shaken and is now stirred?

Haiti.

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Why is James Bond a terrible motivational speaker?

Because the audiences are shaken, not stirred.

Why is James Bond's favourite bartender played by Michael J Fox?

He doesn't need to tell him to shake the martini.

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What do you call an earthquake in NYC?

Harlem Shake.

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What does James Bond say after a heavy workout?

I would like to have Whey. Shaken, not stirred.

What was James Bond after he slept through an earthquake?

Shaken, not stirred.