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What was James Bond after he slept through an earthquake?

Shaken, not stirred.

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What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?

A tyrano-snore-us rex.

Why do sailors drink so much?

We sleep better when the room is moving

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What was shaken and is now stirred?

Haiti.

What does James Bond say after a heavy workout?

I would like to have Whey. Shaken, not stirred.

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Why is James Bond's favourite bartender played by Michael J Fox?

He doesn't need to tell him to shake the martini.

What was James Bond after he slept through an earthquake?

Shaken, not stirred.

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What did one earthquake say to the other earthquake?

I've been really stressed out lately, I know it's not your fault, but please stop cracking jokes about me

What did the Earth say to the Earthquake?

Sorry...that was my fault.

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What was James Bond after he slept through an earthquake?

Shaken, not stirred.

What does James Bond say after a heavy workout?

I would like to have Whey. Shaken, not stirred.