What was James Bond after he slept through an earthquake?

Shaken, not stirred.

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Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace?

Because she wanted to sleep like a log.

Why do you hate me?

Me any time someone tells me I have to sleep on a futon

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What was James Bond after he slept through an earthquake?

Shaken, not stirred.

Why is James Bond a terrible motivational speaker?

Because the audiences are shaken, not stirred.

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How does James Bond type e-mails?

With his goldfinger.

Why does James Bond keep telling people his real name?

Worst. Spy. Ever.

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What did one earthquake say to the other?

I don't know what you're blaming me for, it's your fault!

Whose fault is it that California always has earthquakes?

San Andreas fault.

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What does James Bond say after a heavy workout?

I would like to have Whey. Shaken, not stirred.

What was James Bond after he slept through an earthquake?

Shaken, not stirred.