What was James Bond after he slept through an earthquake?

Shaken, not stirred.

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How long does 8 sleep for?

Forever.

What should you do if you find a snake sleeping in your bed?

Sleep in the wardrobe!

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Why did James Bond higher a man with Parkinson's to be his butler?

He likes his drinks shaken, not stirred.

Why doesn't Sean Connery have any grown up children?

He prefers them shaken, not stirred.

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Why is James Bond a terrible motivational speaker?

Because the audiences are shaken, not stirred.

Who is James Bond's favorite bartender?

Michael J Fox

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What do you call a cow during an earthquake?

A milkshake

What is worse than the earthquake in Italy?

The Holocaust.

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What does James Bond say after a heavy workout?

I would like to have Whey. Shaken, not stirred.

What was James Bond after he slept through an earthquake?

Shaken, not stirred.