What was James Bond after he slept through an earthquake?

Shaken, not stirred.

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What was James Bond after he slept through an earthquake?

Shaken, not stirred.

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What was James Bond after he slept through an earthquake?

Shaken, not stirred.

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I would like to have Whey. Shaken, not stirred.

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I've been really stressed out lately, I know it's not your fault, but please stop cracking jokes about me

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What was James Bond after he slept through an earthquake?

Shaken, not stirred.

What does James Bond say after a heavy workout?

I would like to have Whey. Shaken, not stirred.