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What do you call a baby born feet first?

A c-section.

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why did the woman turn to her husband and say "now who the hell would dump such a nice sofa out here in the woods?

She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear?

Camembert!

C Section Jokes More C Section Jokes

Why do fish always have c-sections?

Because they can't have land sections

What does the doctor say to the woman who has to get a c section?

There's not enough womb!