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What do you call a baby born feet first?

A c-section.

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How do Russians drive to Alaska?

By bearing straight

What did one cookie say to the other cookie?

You've got a chip on your shoulder. What did the deer say to the bear Your unbearable

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How do blind doctors deliver babies?

With a can't c-section.

Why do fish always have c-sections?

Because they can't have land sections