What do you call a bear that's been in the rain?

A drizzly bear, of course

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

How do you know which bear to talk to in a bar?

You have to read ursine.

What do you call a bear that can't win?

A Chicago Bear

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

Why can't owls breed in the rain?

It's too wet to woo.

Why does rain make people sad?

Because they're in a depression.

Course Jokes More Course Jokes

What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?

I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes... A FSHHH

How do inmates pay for things in prison?

With ConCurrency, of course.

Drizzly Bear Jokes More Drizzly Bear Jokes

What do you call a bear that's been in the rain?

A drizzly bear, of course

What do you call a wet bear?

A drizzly bear.