What do you call a bear that's been in the rain?

A drizzly bear, of course

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What do you call a PED for bears?

Polaroids.

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You had the two biggest candles on your second birthday.

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Because they have rain over every country in the world.

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What do you call a bear in the rain?

A drizzly bear.

What do you call a bear that's been in the rain?

A drizzly bear, of course