How do inmates pay for things in prison?

With ConCurrency, of course.

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Why did a physician go to prison?

His medical license was doctored.

Why did the Christmas tree get thrown in prison?

Treeson.

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What's the first thing a Navy wife does when she wakes up in the morning?

She puts her clothes back on and goes home.

Why did Helen Keller try lsd?

Because she was told it makes you see things!

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Where were you on Friday?

Me: It was a holiday. Boss: HALLOWEEN IS NOT A PAID HOLIDAY! Me: It is if you go as Christmas. Boss:...

How does a dog catcher gets paid?

By the pound.

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What is the new coin called?

A Shilling, of course.

What type of phones do fish use?

Shellular*, of course...

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How do inmates pay for things in prison?

With ConCurrency, of course.

What did the imprisoned locksmith say after he told the inmates a bunch of bad jokes?

I'll show myself out.

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How do inmates pay for things in prison?

With ConCurrency, of course.

What's concurrency?

Fake money they use in prisons.