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How do inmates pay for things in prison?

With ConCurrency, of course.

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Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

How did the Nucleus escape from prison?

Through the cell wall.

Why did a physician go to prison?

His medical license was doctored.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What was the only thing missing from phil hughes' last innings?

A duck

What do you call a seamstress who makes things up?

A *fabric*ator. It was a slow day at work...

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How do you make a hormone?

Don't pay her.

What did the fish have to pay to get past the coral reef?

Atoll.

Course Jokes More Course Jokes

Which horse runs the city?

The mare, of course

Where do they weigh whales?

At the whale weigh station of course.

Inmate Jokes More Inmate Jokes

How do inmates pay for things in prison?

With ConCurrency, of course.

What is a Mature man who likes young women?

An Inmate

Concurrency Jokes More Concurrency Jokes

How do inmates pay for things in prison?

With ConCurrency, of course.

What's concurrency?

Fake money they use in prisons.