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How do inmates pay for things in prison?

With ConCurrency, of course.

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Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

What did Oscar Pistorius say when his cellmate asked him how he ended up in prison?

I'm stumped.

What do you get when you mix the Twelve Days of Christmas with Ninety-nine Bottles of beer on the wall?

A year in prison if there's any justice.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's the last thing you want to see on the reddit frontpage?

This joke. PS: You don't think so Prove me wrong.

What do Gungans put things in?

Jar Jars.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why do Canadians not pay attention to their local wildlife?

Because there's nothing to care-aboot. (caribou)

Why did Walter White not pay for his pizza?

Because it was on the house.

Course Jokes More Course Jokes

Where do Chinese people find work?

On ChinkedIn of course. (I know the pun is racist but I had to share. Sorry.)

Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?

Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course*!"

Inmate Jokes More Inmate Jokes

What is a Mature man who likes young women?

An Inmate

How do inmates pay for things in prison?

With ConCurrency, of course.

Concurrency Jokes More Concurrency Jokes

What's concurrency?

Fake money they use in prisons.

How do inmates pay for things in prison?

With ConCurrency, of course.