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How do inmates pay for things in prison?

With ConCurrency, of course.

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Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

What do you call a short clairvoyant person who just broke out of prison?

A small medium at large.

Which member of the Bach family went to prison?

Bachgen Drwg. (it's Welsh)

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Whats the last thing you want to hear before you go to sleep?

Zippity Bop, Puddin' pop!

What is the last thing you want to hear after blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson' Credit: old joke via: Norm Macdonald

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What's the difference between a crackhead and a John?

A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.

What do you call it when you paid all your bills?

Feedom.

Course Jokes More Course Jokes

What do you get when you drop a baby into a wood chipper?

Well an erection of course.

What do The Police do to catch criminals easily?

Sting operation, of course!

Inmate Jokes More Inmate Jokes

What did the imprisoned locksmith say after he told the inmates a bunch of bad jokes?

I'll show myself out.

What do you call it when an inmate takes a picture of their-self?

A Cellfie

Concurrency Jokes More Concurrency Jokes

What's concurrency?

Fake money they use in prisons.

How do inmates pay for things in prison?

With ConCurrency, of course.