Why is Harry Potter so popular in prison?

Because he catches all the snitches!

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What do you call it when your wife brings you rice porridge in prison?

Congee-gal visit

Why was the Router released early from prison?

It had connections.

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Why did the 25 year old cross the street?

To catch a charmander.

When did Pinocchio learn he was made of wood?

When his hand caught fire!!

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Harry Potter?

Santa would never free an elf.

How did Harry Potter cross the road?

Walking Jk rolling

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Why don't they let gansters play Quidditch?

Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!

What does Sting have in common with a snitch?

They both sang at the police.