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Why is Harry Potter so popular in prison?

Because he catches all the snitches!

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What Do Nuns Call Air Conditioning In A Prison?

A convent!

Why did the Christmas tree get thrown in prison?

Treeson.

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What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

Why do people leave letters at the football ground?

They want to catch the last goal-post!

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What did Tom Riddle's calculator tell Harry Potter?

8008132

How did Harry Potter cross the road?

Walking Jk rolling

Snitch Jokes More Snitch Jokes

Why is Harry Potter so popular in prison?

Because he catches all the snitches!

What did the Mexican student say when he was asked to turn in his essay?

I ain't no snitch.