Why is Harry Potter so popular in prison?

Because he catches all the snitches!

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What does prison have in common with biology?

Cell culture.

What do you call a friar in prison?

A felonious monk

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What has 18 legs and catches flies?

A baseball team

Why did the thieves get caught after robbing the Louvre?

Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh.

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What spell does Harry Potter use on Halloween?

Spoopify

What's Harry Potter's favorite way of getting down a hill?

Walking JK, Rolling.

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Why is Harry Potter so popular in prison?

Because he catches all the snitches!

What does Sting have in common with a snitch?

They both sang at the police.