Why is Harry Potter so popular in prison?

Because he catches all the snitches!

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What's the difference between a successful bank robber and one who ends up in prison?

One's a pro, and one's a con.

How is prison like quidditch?

The game ends when they catch the snitch

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Why were they caught so quickly?

They squealed on each other.

What do you call someone who keeps trying to catch your interest even though you already said you're not interested several times?

Windows 10.

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What does Uncle Vernon from Harry Potter not do on Reddit?

Post on Sundays.

Why couldn't the pregnent women watch all of the Harry Potter movies?

Because they lactate.

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What does Sting have in common with a snitch?

They both sang at the police.

Why is Harry Potter so popular in prison?

Because he catches all the snitches!