Why is Harry Potter so popular in prison?

Because he catches all the snitches!

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What do you call a little person who can talk to ghosts and just escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.

How do inmates pay for things in prison?

With ConCurrency, of course.

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What fever did Joe Dirt catch on vacation after getting bit by a mosquito?

Deeeeeeeeeeengue

Why did the hipster never catch a fish?

Because he didn't go in the mainstream

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What do you call the german version of Harry Potter?

Heinrich Potter, and the chamber of gas.

What's the loudest thing in the last two Harry Potter films?

Deaf Lee's "HELLO!"

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Why is Harry Potter so popular in prison?

Because he catches all the snitches!

What did the mexican student say when he was asked to turn in his essay?

I ain't no snitch.