What does prison have in common with biology?

Cell culture.

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What color are apples?

BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors

What do you get when you mix the Twelve Days of Christmas with Ninety-nine Bottles of beer on the wall?

A year in prison if there's any justice.

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How so you call a member of the finacial staff of the faculty of Biology?

A Buy-ologist.

Why don't biology and physics get on?

They lack chemistry.