What has 18 legs and catches flies?

A baseball team

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What happens when you cross a fly and a mountain climber?

Trick question, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea, not the bay?

If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

Where do Robots go for fun?

The Circuits! (this is a joke i made up when i was like 10, i don't think it ever caught on)

18 Jokes More 18 Jokes

Why couldn't little Johnny get the toy he saw on TV?

His parents weren't 18 or older.

How many syllables does the word "Gloria" have?

CATHOLICS: 18

Baseball Team Jokes More Baseball Team Jokes

Why was Cinderella kicked off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball

What do you call the baseball team made out of Pokemon?

The New York Mankeys!