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What has 18 legs and catches flies?

A baseball team

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why did the vulture fly United Airlines?

Because they allow 1 free carrion

What do you call a black man flying an airplane?

Pilot.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

Why did the thieves get caught after robbing the Louvre?

Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh.

What do you call a Pikachu caught in Brazil?

A Zikachu

18 Jokes More 18 Jokes

How will the Duggar's stay on TV and make money?

By moving the show to a "true crime" channel and calling it "18 Victims and Counting".

Why couldn't little Johnny get the toy he saw on TV?

His parents weren't 18 or older.

Baseball Team Jokes More Baseball Team Jokes

Why was Cinderella kicked off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball

What has 18 legs and catches flies?

A baseball team