Have your mom sit down on a golf course.
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A baseball team
By moving the show to a "true crime" channel and calling it "18 Victims and Counting".
His parents weren't 18 or older.
Woofleball
He couldn't keep it down to 18 holes.
It's the only activity where you actually aim for the hole under 18 and you don't go to jail.
A condom
CATHOLICS: 18
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Down for the count!
Because the time they spend parking doesnt count.
Parents.
It is now a parent.
You don't live in Mississippi.
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M'alaydy
With the stock market you can only lose when you pull out.
Candidate: ... *Realises stupid question & thinks of cover up M: It's a trick question. You're hired!
I'm lichen what I see
The New York Mankeys!
When was the last time you saw a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?
Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant
Follow the slime trail.
A stillborn
A stillborn.