18 Jokes

What has 18 legs and catches flies?

A baseball team

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Why couldn't little Johnny get the toy he saw on TV?

His parents weren't 18 or older.

What game do 18 dogs like to play during the summer?

Woofleball

How many syllables does the word "Gloria" have?

CATHOLICS: 18

Who invented fractions?

Henry the 1/8

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What does a Necrophiliac have when he is turned on?

Mourning Wood

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow remover?

Give her a shovel...

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Why couldn't little Johnny get the toy he saw on TV?

His parents weren't 18 or older.

Virgin Jokes More Virgin Jokes

Why was Jesus not born in Australia?

Because God could not find three wise men and a virgin.

How do you stop being an 18 year old Virgin?

Turn 19

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

How do you catch King Kong?

Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

How do you catch a dyslexic fish?

Ya get it Hooked on Phonics!

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What's the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bubble bath?

The girl in church has her soul full of hope...

Why did the girl spray her clock?

It was full of ticks.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

How cute does one have to be to make sparks fly?

Electro cute

What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck. I'm sorry.

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

What's 8 feet tall, covered in fur, and walks around the Himalayas undermining your arguments by attacking your character?

The Adhomineminal Snowman

What's green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?

A girl scout that got hit by a car.