18 Jokes

What has 18 legs and catches flies?

A baseball team

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How will the Duggar's stay on TV and make money?

By moving the show to a "true crime" channel and calling it "18 Victims and Counting".

Why couldn't little Johnny get the toy he saw on TV?

His parents weren't 18 or older.

What game do 18 dogs like to play during the summer?

Woofleball

Why did Tiger Woods stop designing golf courses?

He couldn't keep it down to 18 holes.

What's the best part about golf?

It's the only activity where you actually aim for the hole under 18 and you don't go to jail.

What would have to break to give you 18?

A condom

How many syllables does the word "Gloria" have?

CATHOLICS: 18

Who invented fractions?

Henry the 1/8

What did the mathematician say after Thanksgiving dinner?

1)/8"

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The floor

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What's the difference between a cow who makes regular milk and a cow who makes chocolate milk?

A mootation

What is the difference between a banjo and a South American Macaw?

One is loud obnoxious and noisy the other is a bird.

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What's 18 inches and makes women SCREAM?

A stillborn.

What is 20 inches long and makes women scream at night?

A stillborn

Tv Jokes More Tv Jokes

What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?

Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?

Why couldn't little Johnny get the toy he saw on TV?

His parents weren't 18 or older.

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What do you do if a girl sits on your hand?

Try to get her off!

What did the puppy say when he sat on sand paper?

RUFF!

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Why is the bat-boy the luckiest guy on the baseball team?

Because when he grows up he will be Batman.

What do you call the baseball team made out of Pokemon?

The New York Mankeys!

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

How do you know that a dog is a man's best friend?

Take your girl and your dog, and lock them in the back of a car, return in 5 hours, which one do you think will be happy to see you?

What does it take for a soldier in uniform to pick up a girl?

A smile and wave!

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What's the difference between a BJ and reddit gold?

Your mom never gave me reddit gold.

Who was bigger, the baby or his mom?

The baby, because he's a little Bigger.