A baseball team
By moving the show to a "true crime" channel and calling it "18 Victims and Counting".
His parents weren't 18 or older.
Woofleball
He couldn't keep it down to 18 holes.
It's the only activity where you actually aim for the hole under 18 and you don't go to jail.
A condom
CATHOLICS: 18
Henry the 1/8
1)/8"
A stillborn.
A stillborn
A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.
Because deep down they're real nice
I'm game.
The ninja replies with "Wata!"
Because it went straight pasta.
You can get close to it, but you can't touch it
In Louisiana, next to the plaque with the animal's name, they've got a good recipe.
A moose has antlers, but an ant doesn't have mooselers.
TIMBUUUUUUUURTON
He didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.
Elaine
Cos men have a 6 inch silencer.
Yes, but don’t turn it on.
It's not there anymore.