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18 Inch Jokes

What is 18 inches long, pink, squishy, and makes women cry?

SIDS

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What's 18 inches and makes women SCREAM?

A stillborn.

What's 18 inches long and never gets used?

Leonardo DiCaprio's acceptance speech.

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Why dose the navy use liquid soap?

Because it takes longer to pick up.

What does a pig use to write his term papers with?

Pen and Oink!

Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What is green and sits crying in the corner?

The incredible Sulk.

Why did the apple cry?

Its peelings were hurt.

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What is easier to load your van with bowling balls or screaming baby's?

Baby's because you can use a pitchfork

What do you call a guy who screams, "I love you, mom!" every time he climaxes?

Me.

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What is the difference between sack of dead babys and Ferrari?

I don't have Ferrari in my garage.

What do you call a dead baby with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

Stillborn Jokes More Stillborn Jokes

What is 20 inches long and makes women scream at night?

A stillborn

What's 18 inches and makes women SCREAM?

A stillborn.

Leonardo Dicaprio Jokes More Leonardo Dicaprio Jokes

Why did Leonardo DiCaprio visit Sesame Street?

It was his only chance to see an Oscar

What did Leonardo DiCaprio say when he planted a seed?

Inception

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do women love men who work with Horses?

Because those men have got Stable jobs.

What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?

Nothing, you've already told her twice.