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18 Inch Jokes

What is 18 inches long, pink, squishy, and makes women cry?

SIDS

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Your Age Is Only Math

What's 18 inches and makes women SCREAM?

A stillborn.

What's 18 inches long and never gets used?

Leonardo DiCaprio's acceptance speech.

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Leonardo Dicaprio Jokes More Leonardo Dicaprio Jokes

Why did Leonardo DiCaprio visit Sesame Street?

It was his only chance to see an Oscar

What movie did Leonardo DiCaprio's dog recently star in?

The Woof of Wall Street.

Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why does the noble gas always cry?

Because all his friends Argon.

Why didn't the girl cry after learning of her boyfriend's leprosy diagnosis?

She didn't have a shoulder to cry on!

Stillborn Jokes More Stillborn Jokes

What's 18 inches and makes women SCREAM?

A stillborn.

What is 20 inches long and makes women scream at night?

A stillborn

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What do you call a dead baby with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

What is the difference between sack of dead babys and Ferrari?

I don't have Ferrari in my garage.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why don't women wear watches?

Because there's a perfectly good clock on the stove

What do you call a woman who throws letters in the fire?

Bernadette

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do you call it when you go to the store just to use their dumbbells and then leave?

Shoplifting

What else do you need when you use your Batman shampoo?

Conditioner Gordon.

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What do you call an alpacca that screams when it sees fire?

A smoke aLaama.

How do people know spiders are more afraid of me than I am of them?

Like, did you ask him Because only one of us is screaming right now.