18 Inch Jokes

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why do babies cry so much?

YOU'RE MOM.

What happens to the water level in the aquarium when one of the fish dies?

It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying:'(

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What is the difference between sack of dead babys and Ferrari?

I don't have Ferrari in my garage.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do Spanish beaches have a lot of women?

Cos they're playas.

What is 20 inches long and makes women scream at night?

A stillborn

Leonardo Dicaprio Jokes More Leonardo Dicaprio Jokes

What do a common garbage can and Leonardo DiCaprio have in common?

No Oscar!

What's pretty and expensive but has no use?

Leonardo DiCaprio's Oscar shelf.

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

Why did Helen Keller scream?

Her parents left the plunger in the toilet.

When do ghosts usually appear?

Just before someone screams.

Stillborn Jokes More Stillborn Jokes

What is 20 inches long and makes women scream at night?

A stillborn

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why doesn't Thor of the insect world use a hammer?

He's already got a Thor Axe.

How does the Easter Bunny keep his ears standing straight up?

He uses Hare Spray.