18 Inch Jokes

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Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What do you call a dead baby with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

What is the difference between sack of dead babys and Ferrari?

I don't have Ferrari in my garage.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

When you guys describe me to your families do you use the word tigress?

I'd prefer if you included tigress

What language do bill boards use?

Sign language.

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What is 20 inches long and makes women scream at night?

A stillborn

Why was the Doctor screaming angrily at his secretary?

He ran out of patients.

Leonardo Dicaprio Jokes More Leonardo Dicaprio Jokes

What's Leonardo DiCaprio's least favorite dessert?

Bear claaaaaarrrrrwwwwwwss!!!

What's the similarity between a Spanish prison and Leonardo DiCaprio?

Now, both have an oscar.

Stillborn Jokes More Stillborn Jokes

What is 20 inches long and makes women scream at night?

A stillborn

Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and an onion?

I cry when I chop an onion.

What sits in the corner of the room, crying and getting smaller and smaller?

A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and a woman?

Inserting a rod into the reactor turns it off.

Why are Mens bathrooms usually to the left?

Because women are right.