SIDS
A stillborn.
Leonardo DiCaprio's acceptance speech.
Because calling them Republican presidential candidates would make me cry.
You cry when you cut up an onion.
Ball bearings and stick shift.
Reply to her message within a minute
Inception
Sesame Street has an Oscar.
A stillborn
I don't have Ferrari in my garage.
A quarter pounder with cheese.
She's afraid of heights.
I don't care but would you please stop screaming, turning the lights on and off.
An Eskimoji
Uniball.