SIDS
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
A stillborn.
Her dead baby.
Leonardo DiCaprio's acceptance speech.
To teach women how to stand on their hind legs.
By the time you're finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
Leonardo DiCaprio's Oscar shelf.
Their odds of winning are the same
Evo-lotion.
You use a spirit level.
A. A nun falling down a flight of stairs.
Ray Charles answering the iron
A stillborn
One dead baby in five dustbins.
They're both D-composed.
You cry when you cut up an onion.
Because he was soda-pressing
