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What is the difference between sack of dead babys and Ferrari?

I don't have Ferrari in my garage.

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Who Self Harms In The Antarctica?

An eskemo.....

How does one refer to intentionally harming the national bird of the U.S?

It's an ill-eagle activity

Art Student Jokes More Art Student Jokes

What's the difference between an Arts student and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of 4

What's the difference between an arts student and a table?

A table can support itself

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why don't you find hippopotamuses hiding in trees?

They're really good at it.

What is your favorite dumb joke?

Mine would have to be Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

100 Jokes More 100 Jokes

What is the 100% guaranteed way to get younger looking skin?

Believe in reincarnation.

What smells of cheese and is filled with holes?

About 100 French people right now

Dumpster Jokes More Dumpster Jokes

How many handles do a black dude's coffin have?

Have you ever seen a dumpster with four?

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster?

A baby in two dumpsters.

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

How do I make a St. Patrick's Day mocha?

He says Irish coffee is the only thing keeping this family together

Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.

6 Jokes More 6 Jokes

What's in an Irish 7 course meal?

A 6 pack and a potato.

What will they ask Jared of Subway in the prison shower?

Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.

10 Tree Jokes More 10 Tree Jokes