Dead Baby Jokes

Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.

How many dead babies does it take to fill up my house?

One more.

What's the hardest thing about finding a dead baby on the beach?

Hiding the erection.

What's the difference between a bag of sugar and a dead baby?

I don't use sugar in my signature cookies.

What is worse than a dead baby in a garbage bag?

A dead baby in two garbage bags.

How many dead babies can you fit in a phone booth?

78.5

What's the difference between a dead baby and my ex-girlfriend?

There isn't one...

Why did the dead baby cross the road?

It was attached to my bumper...

What's worst than a dead baby in a trash can?

A dead baby in three trash cans.

What's the difference between a million dollar car and a pile of dead babies?

There's no million dollar car in my garage.

What's the difference between a redditor and a dead baby?

The redditor never gets gold

What is the difference between a dead baby and a water melon?

One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other one's a water melon.

What's the best thing about a dead baby?

The aftertaste.

What's the difference between a truck load of babies and a truck load of bowling balls?

There's only one you can unload with a pitchfork. Edit: Who said something about dead babies?

What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a mercedes?

I don't have a mercedes in my garage!

What diapers should you put on a dead baby?

Pamperspired.

What do Beethoven's 9th and a dead baby have in common?

They're both D-composed.

What's more fun than swinging a dead baby by a string?

Stopping it with a shovel!

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a corvette?

I don't have a corvette in my garage.

What do you call a dead baby floating in the middle of the ocean?

Bait.

Whats easier than stealing candy from a baby?

Stealing candy from a dead baby.

What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree?

One dead baby nailed to ten trees.

What do you call a dead baby,who fights crime?

Miscarriage of Justice

What do you call a dead baby hanging on a wall?

Art

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a convertable?

I keep one in my garage and one in my closet. Edit:typo.

How do you paint a wall with dead babies?

It depends how hard you throw them.

Whats the difference....?

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

How do you find an alive baby in a pile of dead babies?

With a pitchfork!

What's better than swinging a dead baby around a tether pole?

Stopping it with a shovel

What do you call a dead baby with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

What's the difference between a dead baby and mistletoe?

I don't hang mistletoe at Christmas time

What's the hardest part about walking through a field of dead babies?

My erection.

Whats red, white, and hangs from a telephone pole?

A dead baby shot out of a snowblower.

How many dead babies can fit inside a Bio-dumpster?

What's 18 inches long, and makes a woman scream the entire night?

Her dead baby.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby?

You take your boots off to jump on a trampoline.

How did the dead baby get across the road?

Me: How Her: It was stapled to the chicken. Me: .....

What is the hardest thing about staring at a pile of dead babies?

Possible NSFW) My erection.

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What's worse than seven dead babies in a trash can?

One dead baby in seven trash cans. What's your dead baby joke

What's funnier than a crying baby?

A dead baby.

What's worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree?

The holocaust

How many dead babies does it take to confuse a blond woman?

To get to the other side....

What is the difference between an art student and a dead baby?

The dead baby can feed a family of four.

What is worse than a dead baby in a trash can?

A dead baby in 6 trash cans.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

What's worse than a plastic bag filled with dead babies?

Nickelback

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What is the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead babies?

My erection.

What's the difference between a redwood and a dead baby?

A redwood won't fit in a wood chipper.

What's worse than finding a dead baby in the garbage can?

Finding a dead baby in the recycle bin.

What's the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bricks?

Only one can be emptied with a pitchfork.

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a bunch of dead babies?

I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

What's even worse than five dead babies in a dustbin?

One dead baby in five dustbins.

What's harder than nailing 10 dead babies to a tree?

Nailing one dead baby to 10 trees.

What's 12" long, rock hard in the morning, and makes a woman cry?

A dead baby.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a black man?

A dead baby can feed a family of four

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline?

I take my boots off to jump on the trampoline.

Whats the problem with running through a field of dead babies?

Your erection....

What's worse than 16 dead babies nailed to a tree?

One dead baby nailed to 16 trees.

Whats worse than five dead babies in a trash can?

One dead baby in five trash cans

What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead gorilla?

There aren't any dead babies at the Cincinnati Zoo.

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