Dead Baby Jokes

What is the difference between sack of dead babys and Ferrari?

I don't have Ferrari in my garage.

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A small medium at large

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Who burns their own city down?

The people of Ferguson.

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Hulk ash!

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What has 16 legs and speaks German?

Dppelspider

How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

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What do you call a dead gorilla in a shopping centre?

Boko Harambe

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What did the tsundere degree say to the radian?

Notice me 10"

What do you rate Megan Fox out of 10?

Friend: 9 Me: 9? I'll give her one..

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What's the difference between humans and bullets?

Humans miss Harambe.

What's the difference between a Bald Eagle and an American?

The Bald Eagle is free c:

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What's worse than finding a baby in a trashcan?

Finding a baby in two trashcans.