Dead Baby Jokes

What is the difference between sack of dead babys and Ferrari?

I don't have Ferrari in my garage.

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What did the chemist say when he found out his two pet dogs died?

Barium

Why was the girl stuck in the revolving door for two weeks?

Cuz she couldn't find the door handle

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What's worse than ten babies in one trash can?

One baby in ten trash cans.

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What has handles and flies?

A witch in a garbage can.

Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

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How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

Which 3 words will make a Mexican tremble in fear?

Round of 16

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Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

How does J.G. Wentworth tell you that he's hungry?

It's my tummy, and I feed it NOW!

What do you feed someone in a coma from breakfast?

Coma-toast.

Staple Jokes More Staple Jokes

What do corn and staples have in common?

They're both staples.

Why did the punk-rocker cross the road?

He had a chicken stapled to his face.

Atmosphere Jokes More Atmosphere Jokes

How do your organize a space party?

You planet! (It won't turn out well though because it has no atmosphere.)

Why did the restaurant on the moon fail?

They barely had any atmosphere.