What do you feed someone in a coma from breakfast?

Coma-toast.

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What does gasoline taste like?

I don't know, I'm in a coma.

What kind of fruit is also a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

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What do you call a rapper who likes honey for breakfast?

Sugar Puff Daddy

What does a duck like to have for breakfast?

Quacker Oats

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Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar?

He wanted sweet and sour pork!

What have you been feeding him?

Me: Egg shells.