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What do you feed someone in a coma from breakfast?

Coma-toast.

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What does gasoline taste like?

I don't know, I'm in a coma.

What award did the kid in a coma for six weeks win?

Atrophy.

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What is white and disturbs your breakfast?

An avalanche

What are two things dinosaurs can't have for dinner?

Breakfast and lunch.

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What happens when you keep feeding a cow money?

You get rich milk.

What's the difference between a cheeesburger and Reddit gold?

A cheeseburger can't feed your ego.