What do you feed someone in a coma from breakfast?

Coma-toast.

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What is both a fruit and a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

What do you call a super soldier that is in a coma?

A genetically modified vegetable

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What'd you have for breakfast?

Me: A bowl of Oreos. CW: Lol you mean Cherrios Me: No.

What does an alcoholic neckbeard drink for breakfast?

M'mosa

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How do you tell when a girl really wants you?

When you put your hand down her pants you think you're feeding a horse.

What do you feed a disappearing cat?

Evaporated milk