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What do you feed someone in a coma from breakfast?

Coma-toast.

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What was a doctors diagnosis of the victims involved in a pet van crash?

Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Chameleon

What kind of fruit is also a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What did you have for breakfast?

Pea Soup Q: What did you have for lunch A: Pea Soup Q: What did you have for dinner A: Pea Soup Q: What did you do all night A: Pee soup...

What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning?

A midnight snack A hot Breakfast

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Why are hot dogs the best dogs?

Because they feed the hand that bites them.

What's the wrong way to feed the cat?

To the dog.