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What do you feed someone in a coma from breakfast?

Coma-toast.

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Coma Jokes More Coma Jokes

What was a doctors diagnosis of the victims involved in a pet van crash?

Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Chameleon

What does gasoline taste like?

I don't know, I'm in a coma.

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

Why do the French only have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

What came first: the chicken or the egg?

The egg because I ate egg for breakfast and chicken for dinner.

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What bounces and makes little children cry?

My donation check to Feed the Children!

What's the difference between a drummer in a rock'n'roll band and an extra large pizza?

The extra large pizza can feed a family of four.