What do you feed someone in a coma from breakfast?

Coma-toast.

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What award did the kid in a coma for six weeks win?

Atrophy.

What do you call a super soldier that is in a coma?

A genetically modified vegetable

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What does a duck like to have for breakfast?

Quacker Oats

What does a Oompa Loompa Rabbi have for breakfast?

Orange Juice

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What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken?

Enough drumsticks to feed an army!

Where do football directors go when they are fed up?

The bored room!