What do you feed someone in a coma from breakfast?

Coma-toast.

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What does gasoline taste like?

I don't know, I'm in a coma.

What do you feed someone in a coma from breakfast?

Coma-toast.

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What does Tim Cook have for breakfast in the morning?

Not Apple Jacks

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What do you feed someone in a coma from breakfast?

Coma-toast.

What's the difference between a folk singer and a pepperoni pizza?

A pepperoni pizza can actually feed a family of five.