What does gasoline taste like?

I don't know, I'm in a coma.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who?

I didn't know you could yodel!

What did Peter rabbit say to his girlfriend when they broke up?

Now you're just some bunny that I used to know.

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What does gasoline taste like?

I don't know, I'm in a coma.

What kind of fruit is also a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

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What do gynecologists and pizza delivery drivers have in common?

They're close enough to smell it, but can't have a taste.

Why was the radioactive food going to taste bad?

The meal would fallout of flavor.

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What does gasoline taste like?

I don't know, I'm in a coma.

What country most despises cars that run on gasoline?

Mad-at-gas-cars!