What does gasoline taste like?

I don't know, I'm in a coma.

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How many girls does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, you tell me.

What punch line is sure to get upvotes no matter how many times it gets posted?

I don't know I just fly the drone

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What does gasoline taste like?

I don't know, I'm in a coma.

What award did the kid in a coma for six weeks win?

Atrophy.

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What do toads and choads have in common?

They both taste a bit swampy

Why do women love the smell of babies so much?

Because 50% of the taste is in the smell.

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How to teach a cat how to bark?

Pour some gasoline on it and WOOF!

How to make a dog meow or your cat bark?

Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof