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What does gasoline taste like?

I don't know, I'm in a coma.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. But I don't know how they got in there.

What's the most popular soup in China?

Chicken poodle soup...I know, I know booooo

Coma Jokes More Coma Jokes

What was a doctors diagnosis of the victims involved in a pet van crash?

Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Chameleon

What do you call a super soldier that is in a coma?

A genetically modified vegetable

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Why do Little People hate the taste of alcohol?

Because they can't reach the top shelf.

What taste good?

Tender: I usually like rum in Diet Coke. Man: how do you get a Roman in a Diet Coke Tender: *facepalm*

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What's the difference between water and gasoline?

In Flint Michigan you can get gasoline that is unleaded.

Why does my shampoo smell like gasoline?

And when did my wife start smoking