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What does gasoline taste like?

I don't know, I'm in a coma.

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How do you know if a Muslim is laughing online?

He types, "HALOL"

Why did the lost tourist cross the road?

The chicken looked like he knew where he was going.

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What was a doctors diagnosis of the victims involved in a pet van crash?

Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Chameleon

What award did the kid in a coma for six weeks win?

Atrophy.

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What do gynecologists and pizza delivery guys have in common?

They have to smell it but they can't taste it!

What can you add to any food to make it taste better?

The word "free"

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What does gasoline taste like?

I don't know, I'm in a coma.

What country most despises cars that run on gasoline?

Mad-at-gas-cars!