What does gasoline taste like?

I don't know, I'm in a coma.

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How many paranoids does it take to change a lightbulb?

Who wants to know?

What type of wife always knows where her husband is?

A widow

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What does gasoline taste like?

I don't know, I'm in a coma.

What do you feed someone in a coma from breakfast?

Coma-toast.

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What looks like celery, tastes like celery, but isnt celery?

Artificial celery

Why do space rocks taste better than Earth rocks?

They're Meteor!

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How much of a raise do you need to get the job done?

About five gallons of gasoline," I replied.

What's the difference between water and gasoline?

In Flint Michigan you can get gasoline that is unleaded.