What does gasoline taste like?

I don't know, I'm in a coma.

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Did you know the first French fries weren't cooked in France?

They were cooked in Greece

Why is Pokemon Go Banned in Saudi Arabia?

Because not all Pokemon know selfdestruct.

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What was a doctors diagnosis of the victims involved in a pet van crash?

Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Chameleon

What does gasoline taste like?

I don't know, I'm in a coma.

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What did the banker say to the tongue when he rejected his loan application?

There's no accounting for taste.

What would Ed Sheeran taste like on a piece of toast?

Gingerbread

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How much of a raise do you need to get the job done?

About five gallons of gasoline," I replied.

What's the difference between water and gasoline?

In Flint Michigan you can get gasoline that is unleaded.