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What country most despises cars that run on gasoline?

Mad-at-gas-cars!

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What kind of car does god drive?

A Christler

What do you call a duck addicted to crack?

A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the chicken run out into traffic?

To get to the other side.

What's your favorite pirate joke?

Friend has an eyepatch on for some reason or another and I'm running out of decent jokes.

Country Jokes More Country Jokes

What do you call a country that doesn't use credit cards?

A Czech Republic

Which country has the most crying people per km?

The Soviet Onion

Gas Jokes More Gas Jokes

Why did the Ferguson protesters go home early last night?

The whole thing was a gas.

What sort of a car has your dad got?

I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.

Gasoline Jokes More Gasoline Jokes

How much of a raise do you need to get the job done?

About five gallons of gasoline," I replied.

What country most despises cars that run on gasoline?

Mad-at-gas-cars!

Despise Jokes More Despise Jokes

What country most despises cars that run on gasoline?

Mad-at-gas-cars!