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What country most despises cars that run on gasoline?

Mad-at-gas-cars!

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How about now?

Officer -Sir, get out of the car.

What are cats' natural predators?

Cars.

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What do you call a foreign born communist running for President?

Ted Cruz

Why did the farmer name his pig Ink?

Because he kept running out of the pen.

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What country is next to USA?

USB.

What country does fried fish swim in?

Greece! (courtesy of my ten year old)

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What sort of a car has your dad got?

I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.

What do cars and humans have in common?

We both burn gas.

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What country most despises cars that run on gasoline?

Mad-at-gas-cars!

How much of a raise do you need to get the job done?

About five gallons of gasoline," I replied.

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What country most despises cars that run on gasoline?

Mad-at-gas-cars!