What do you call a cross between Communism and Theocracy?

Communionism

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What do you get if you cross a salmon a bird's leg and a hand?

Birdsthigh fish fingers!

What do you get when you cross a ghost and a the letter K?

A book.

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What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called?

A theocracy.

What do you call a cross between Communism and Theocracy?

Communionism

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What do you get when you mix Fascism and Communism?

I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

What do a communist and communism itself have in common?

Neither one works.