What do you call a cross between Communism and Theocracy?

Communionism

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Why did Jesus take three days to resurrect after dying on the cross?

Because the date wasn't nailed down.

Why did the bubblegum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken's legs.

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What do you call a cross between Communism and Theocracy?

Communionism

What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called?

A theocracy.

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Why did Bob disagree with communism?

He thought it was such Bolshevik.

What's the difference between communism and capitalism?

In the former, man exploits man, in the latter, it's exactly the opposite.