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What do you call a cross between Communism and Theocracy?

Communionism

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What do you get when you cross a garden, a rabbit, and some ExLax?

For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".

Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?

It didn't want to get stuck in any cracks.

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What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called?

A theocracy.

What do you call a cross between Communism and Theocracy?

Communionism

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Why doesn't communism work in a school enviroment?

Because everyone would get the same Marx.

What do you get when you mix Fascism and Communism?

I don't know, that's why I was asking you.