What's similar between communists and communism?

Neither work.

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What is it called when the police work overtime?

Copper Nitrate.

Why is Facebook such a hit?

It works on the principle that People are more interested in others life than their own'.

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How do we know cats are communists?

All they ever say is Mao.

How do Communists achieve a revolution every single year?

They planet!

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What do you call a cross between Communism and Theocracy?

Communionism

What's similar between communists and communism?

Neither work.