What's similar between communists and communism?

Neither work.

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What's the reason my shower isn't working?

You have only one second to guess the answer. No pressure.

What did the table fan say to his boss when he couldn't get to work on time?

Ah-so-late!

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What do you get when you mix a communist and a capitalist?

Bernie Sanders

Who was the funniest Communist?

Roflmao

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Why did Bob disagree with communism?

He thought it was such Bolshevik.

What do you call a cross between Communism and Theocracy?

Communionism