What's similar between communists and communism?

Neither work.

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What's yellow and lies in a pond?

Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in English. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.

How is it May already?

Day coming up tomorrow where people who don't know how calendars work tweet.

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How do we know cats are communists?

All they ever say is Mao.

What do communists clean first when they do their laundry?

Their Linens

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What do a communist and communism itself have in common?

Neither one works.

Why doesn't communism work in a school environment?

Because everyone would get the same Marx.