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What's similar between communists and communism?

Neither work.

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Why are most rappers afraid of vending machines?

Because Eminem's in there (Sorry, it works better when it's spoken)

Why was the broom late for work?

Because 7,8,9

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What do you get when you cross a cartoon character and a Communist?

Mickey Mao.

Why do Communists drink herbal tea?

Because proper-tea is theft.

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What's the difference between communism and capitalism?

In the former, man exploits man, in the latter, it's exactly the opposite.

Why does the USA use F?

The rest of the world has varying degrees of communism.