What do communists clean first when they do their laundry?

Their Linens

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Communist Jokes More Communist Jokes

What did the communist say at the beginning of the race?

On your Marx, get set, go!

What do you call a communist pirate?

Lutin.

Laundry Jokes More Laundry Jokes

Which president likes doing laundry?

George WASHING-A-TON. He's the 8 year old white Kevin Hart.

Why do you have to separate red shirts when you put them into the laundry?

Because red shirts die easily.

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How do you clean a spear?

Put it through the Wash.

Why does she keep cleaning the floors?

Me: Her stepsisters make her. 5: She should just buy a Roomba.

Linen Jokes More Linen Jokes

What is a communist's favorite fabric?

Linen.

What do communists clean first when they do their laundry?

Their Linens