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What do communists clean first when they do their laundry?

Their Linens

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What do you call a communist who's good with a rifle?

A marxman.

How does a communist do well in school?

He gets good marx.

Laundry Jokes More Laundry Jokes

Why are programmers bad at doing laundry?

They throw all their dirty clothes on the heap.

Why do you have to separate red shirts when you put them into the laundry?

Because red shirts die easily.

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How do you know when a cat's done cleaning itself?

It's smoking a cigarette.

What do you call someone who cleans vacuums?

A vacuum cleaner.

Linen Jokes More Linen Jokes

What is a communist's favorite fabric?

Linen.

What fabric is worn in Soviet Russia?

Linen