What do communists clean first when they do their laundry?

Their Linens

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Communist Jokes More Communist Jokes

How do we know cats are communists?

All they ever say is Mao.

What do you call a frozen Communist?

A hammer and pop-sickle

Laundry Jokes More Laundry Jokes

What do you get when you do laundry and accidentally leave chocolate in your pocket?

Lindt chocolate.

What do you do with an epileptic in a bathtub?

Laundry.

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What's the difference between toilet paper and shower curtains?

If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.

How do Reavers clean their spears?

They send them through the Wash.

Linen Jokes More Linen Jokes

What fabric is worn in Soviet Russia?

Linen

What is a communist's favorite fabric?

Linen.