What do communists clean first when they do their laundry?

Their Linens

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Where do Communists go to get burgers?

Czechers.

What do communists put in their soup?

Soviet Onions.

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What do you do if an epileptic falls in your swimming pool?

Throw in your laundry.

What is the most racist house chore?

Laundry, because you have to sort the whites from the colors.

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What did the Chinaman cleaning the rotisserie say to the crestfallen window shopper?

No Peking!

Where's my cell?

Right there." That's not my phone. "Yes it is. I cleaned it!" My cell's white

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What is a communist's favorite fabric?

Linen.

What fabric is worn in Soviet Russia?

Linen