What do communists clean first when they do their laundry?

Their Linens

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Communist Jokes More Communist Jokes

Why did Russia lose the race?

Because it was Stalin! (Sorry. Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.)

What do you get when you mix a communist and a capitalist?

Bernie Sanders

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Which president likes doing laundry?

George WASHING-A-TON. He's the 8 year old white Kevin Hart.

Why do you have to separate red shirts when you put them into the laundry?

Because red shirts die easily.

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Why in the hell would I clean my bathtub?

I put soap and water in there every day...

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms?

Are they afraid someone might accidentally clean them

Linen Jokes More Linen Jokes

What do communists clean first when they do their laundry?

Their Linens

What is a communist's favorite fabric?

Linen.