Put it through the Wash.
J-lo Cloths
A vacuum cleaner.
He can't go left
They send them through the Wash.
She uses all-porpoise cleaner!
Get a broom.
The cue tip.
A cuss-todian!
If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.
A maid man.
100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.
100. One to actually clean it, and 99 to talk about how dirty it is.
A self-cleaning coven.
Me: Oh! Don't mind me, I was just cleaning cake off the touch screen.
A wishy-washy Washer washer.
Tide
They both love using the toilet right after it's been cleaned.
Their Linens
Bawdy wash.
Are they afraid someone might accidentally clean them
Me: Her stepsisters make her. 5: She should just buy a Roomba.
Dustin.
Lou!
It doesn't need cleaning.
Santatizer
I put soap and water in there every day...
You have been in your closet for an entire month cleaning it!
They use Google Mops.
Because he cleaned out the vault.
He cleaned it!
With a victim cleaner.
To prevent bat breath!
A road
Microwaves!
They always pick it up pick it up pick it up.
He kept picking holes in everything!
He leaves a dark mark
Nothing, because he is the one who knocks.
He puts it in the Wash.
Me: 22. Wife: How many with witnesses Me: Almost 1.
Me: *slowly counting on fingers* let's see... ok... carry the 1... um... That would be everything
A receding hare line.
A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips
It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.
A defetus
At the circus, the clowns don't talk.
Nothing. Because owls don't talk. Then it ate the squirrel, because owls are birds of prey.
