J-lo Cloths
A vacuum cleaner.
He puts it in the Wash.
He can't go left
They send them through the Wash.
He likes it dirty.
She uses all-porpoise cleaner!
Get a broom.
The cue tip.
A cuss-todian!
It's smoking a cigarette.
If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.
I've cleaned up and found Jesus.
It doesn't need cleaned.
A maid man.
100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.
100. One to actually clean it, and 99 to talk about how dirty it is.
Derpentine.
A self-cleaning coven.
Me: Oh! Don't mind me, I was just cleaning cake off the touch screen.
A wishy-washy Washer washer.
Tide
Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof
Me:"I've had these for years. Is that a new grill I saw " H:"Nope just cleaned the old one" *Marriage lies
They both love using the toilet right after it's been cleaned.
Their Linens
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Because that I totally get.
Bawdy wash.
Are they afraid someone might accidentally clean them
Me: Her stepsisters make her. 5: She should just buy a Roomba.
Dustin.
ME: Huge mess to clean. F: It's spotless! M: *sprays luminol* You'd never know they were even here.
WIFE: I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE: I use your toothbrush.
Lou!
It doesn't need cleaning.
Santatizer
I put soap and water in there every day...
You have been in your closet for an entire month cleaning it!
They use Google Mops.
Because he cleaned out the vault.
He cleaned it!
With a victim cleaner.
This is the kind of stuff that makes my head hurt.
To prevent bat breath!
A nun who has a spear in her, going through a vevolving door.
11 because it has another 1
It only took 1 nail to hang the picture.
BYE-SON!
Two test tickles
The girl in church has hope in her soul
He felt really out of place.
Your place or mine
Somebody told him to get a long little doggy.
The cigarette.
A harumble.
Paul stop monkeying around!
He has two clean fingers.
He has one clean finger.