J-lo Cloths
Because his dad built it and his mom cleans it
A vacuum cleaner.
He puts it in the Wash.
He can't go left
They send them through the Wash.
He was awesome at cleaning the bar, but he wouldn't stop jerking it.
He likes it dirty.
She uses all-porpoise cleaner!
Get a broom.
The cue tip.
A cuss-todian!
It's smoking a cigarette.
If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.
I've cleaned up and found Jesus.
It doesn't need cleaned.
A maid man.
100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.
100. One to actually clean it, and 99 to talk about how dirty it is.
Derpentine.
A self-cleaning coven.
5mins later* Me: I need a new room.
Me: Oh! Don't mind me, I was just cleaning cake off the touch screen.
A wishy-washy Washer washer.
Tide
Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof
Me:"I've had these for years. Is that a new grill I saw " H:"Nope just cleaned the old one" *Marriage lies
Right there." That's not my phone. "Yes it is. I cleaned it!" My cell's white
They both love using the toilet right after it's been cleaned.
Their Linens
D
Because that I totally get.
Bawdy wash.
Are they afraid someone might accidentally clean them
Me: Her stepsisters make her. 5: She should just buy a Roomba.
Dustin.
ME: Huge mess to clean. F: It's spotless! M: *sprays luminol* You'd never know they were even here.
WIFE: I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE: I use your toothbrush.
It's all instant gratification. It's the crack of cleaning.
Lou!
It doesn't need cleaning.
Santatizer
I put soap and water in there every day...
You have been in your closet for an entire month cleaning it!
They use Google Mops.
Because he cleaned out the vault.
He cleaned it!
With a victim cleaner.
This is the kind of stuff that makes my head hurt.
To prevent bat breath!
Park in it, of course.
The Lower Yeast Side.
Pepsi" Is Peps- Uh one moment please In kitchen, to manager I don't know, he just said Pepsi. What do I do
You made the chain too long in the kitchen.
Stay grounded.
Nah Imma stay
Because he was Snowden!
Because he was Snowden
Metal Gears
Because you have to hollow out the head.
Conditioner Gordon.
They wash themselves.
Because they have no pits.
They commeownicate.
One hundred and one. Two to wash it, one to dry it, and ninety eight to talk about how dirty it was.
Wuh-wuh-wuh-one.
