100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.
A Luigi Board
Wife: That's how she talks. Apparently she speaks fluent pterodactyl.
It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.
Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish!
Leave.
A stable economy
Because that I totally get.
Bawdy wash.
The bride and all her guests, apparently.
A bald man.
It takes 1 to screw it in, and 99 to tweet about it.
100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.
You won't find a Lambo in a landfill.
A spinning wheel!
One hundred and one. Two to wash it, one to dry it, and ninety eight to talk about how dirty it was.