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How many dubstep fans does it take to clean a shower?

100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What's green and says "hey I'm a frog"?

A talking frog! Stolen from "Friends" still hilarious.

How many controlled oposition does it take to change a light bulb?

None you know of. Since they signed a Non Disclosure Agreement to not talk about it.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What do you call a cop standing on dog poo?

Officer on doody.

What do you call a nice guy with hemorrhoids?

A stand up guy

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

What are the two main differences between a Chihuahua and a German shepherd?

1. Spelling 2. Pronunciation

What does Bernie Sanders say when he gets a haircut?

Remove only the top 1% please.

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

What do you call a man who cleans out toilets?

Lou!

What do you say when you see two cleaning ladies making out in public?

Get a broom.

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

What's the best vegetable for stepping on when you get out of the shower?

A toe-mat-o.

What does a vampire stand on after taking a shower?

A bat mat.

99 Jokes More 99 Jokes

How many black metalheads does it take to change a light bulb?

100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.

What goes 99 clonk, 99 clonk, 99 clonk?

A centipede with a wooden leg!

100 Jokes More 100 Jokes

How accurate is the Bible?

100% at short range

What do Whitney Houston and Antarctica have in common?

100% chance of snow

Dubstep Fan Jokes More Dubstep Fan Jokes

How many dubstep fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Wuh-wuh-wuh-one.

How many dubstep fans does it take to clean a shower?

100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.