100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.
Fruit can't talk
It is always an insecure line!
None, they just all stand around complaining that it won't screw!
One of them is a flimsy thing that refuses to stand up on it's own. The other is a medical condition.
1 AM feeling very sleepy.
1 to hold the bulb in place and 100 to spin the house around it.
Lou!
He cleaned it!
Not being able to see yourself in the mirror afterward.
A bat mat.
100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.
It takes 1 to screw it in, and 99 to tweet about it.
Just one. But he has to check it 100 times one for each watt.
On their fingers
One hundred and one. Two to wash it, one to dry it, and ninety eight to talk about how dirty it was.
Wuh-wuh-wuh-one.
