100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.
Shiit-talking mushrooms
He looks at your shoes when he talks to you.
Go Outside
Because it was too tired.
Whole milk because he cares about all the milk and not just the top 1% milk!
The government is opposed to euthanasia.
WIFE: I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE: I use your toothbrush.
You have been in your closet for an entire month cleaning it!
Because it's harder to pick up.
Because 99% of its products are made from recycled material.
A receding hare line.
A good start.
One is 6 people singing 100 songs, the other is 100 people singing 6 songs.
One hundred and one. Two to wash it, one to dry it, and ninety eight to talk about how dirty it was.
