Wuh-wuh-wuh-one.
5 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.
Virgos don't have time to change their own lightbulbs. They're too busy changing them for everyone else.
Lets go play on our bikes.
They're all too afraid of change.
100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.