Wuh-wuh-wuh-one.
Two, but you have to get them in the lightbulb first.
We're on our sixth.
One, but it will take 13 attempts.
Unlike milk it doesn't have to change color. Why does Budweiser go faster through you than beer? Unlike beer it doesn't have to change taste.
100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.
One hundred and one. Two to wash it, one to dry it, and ninety eight to talk about how dirty it was.
