What was the pig doing in the kitchen?

Bacon! Get it?

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Who is second in command in the kitchen at a Native American owned restaurant?

The Sioux chef

Who's to blame?

The motorist. He really shouldn't be driving in the kitchen. (Edit: formatting)

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Why was the pig unhappy in the Minors?

Because he wants to play in the Pig Leagues.

What is a pigs favourite ballet?

Swine Lake!

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What do you get when you cross a pig and a spider?

Bacon and scrambled leggs.

Why did the butcher get fired?

For bringing home the bacon.