What was the pig doing in the kitchen?

Bacon! Get it?

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Why the dwarves surf in the kitchen?

Because it has microwaves

Why did the kitchen cross the road?

It saw a pikachu across the street.

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What do you call a pig that can't be seen?

Hamouflage

What would happen if pigs could fly?

Bacon would go up!

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What's green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

Why did the bacon laugh?

Because the egg cracked a yolk.