What was the pig doing in the kitchen?

Bacon! Get it?

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Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

Who is second in command in the kitchen at a Native American owned restaurant?

The Sioux chef

What have you done wrong if the wife keep complaining when you try to watch TV in the living room?

You made the chain too long in the kitchen.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What should you say to a pig on roller skates?

Don't say anything. Just get out of the way.

Why did the pig have ink all over his face?

Because it came out of the pen.

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What would happen if pigs could fly?

Bacon would go up!

How do you stop your bacon from curling in the pan?

Take their little stones and brooms away!