What was the pig doing in the kitchen?

Bacon! Get it?

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Whose fault is it?

His fault. He shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.

Where is Victoria working now?

In the kitchen.

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What do you do for a pig with sore muscles?

Rub him with oinkment.

What is the most common use for pig skins?

To keep the pig in one piece.

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What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

What's slimy, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermits finger.