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What was the pig doing in the kitchen?

Bacon! Get it?

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What do you do when your wife is blocking view of the TV?

Go to the kitchen and shorten her chain.

Why did the pig walk into the kitchen?

Because he felt like bacon.

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Why can't you take a pig out on a date?

Because she will squeal on you.

What do you end up with when your pig smokes pot?

Baked ham.

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What's green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

What did the pig say on a hot summer day?

I'm bacon!