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What was the pig doing in the kitchen?

Bacon! Get it?

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Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

Why are there rugs in front of the stove and the sink?

So women know where to stand in the kitchen.

Why can't women ski?

There's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What do you call a pig with no legs?

A groundhog

Why should you never invite a pig to join your tug-of-war team?

Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What do you want for breakfast?

Kids: EGGS! BACON! WAFFLES! CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES! Me: Let me rephrase. Who wants toast

Why is it impossible to say no to French fries with cheese and bacon?

Because it's a loaded question!