Why was the pig unhappy in the Minors?

Because he wants to play in the Pig Leagues.

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What did the silly boy take his bicycle to bed with him?

Because he didn't want to walk in his sleep.

Why did the duck leave the dancefloor?

He didn't want to get down on it.

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Why doesn't Jesus play hockey anymore?

He kept on getting nailed into the boards.

Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

Because the captain was standing on the deck! Aargh

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What's Rolf Harris' favourite chord?

A Minor

Why did the Chemistry Teacher go to Jail?

He got caught giving alcohol to minors.

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When is a pig an ecologist?

When he recycles garbage into ham.

Why are there so many piggy banks?

Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress.