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Why was the pig unhappy in the Minors?

Because he wants to play in the Pig Leagues.

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What's the difference between a man and a woman?

A woman wants a man who can satisfy all her needs. A man wants all women who can satisfy his needs.

Why did the Mexican food go to counseling?

He wanted to taco bout his problems

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Why was the pig unhappy in the Minors?

Because he wants to play in the Pig Leagues.

Why do you never play hide & seek with mountains?

Mountains peak.

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Why was the pianist arrested?

He was caught playing in A minor.

What do you get if you cross a Buddhist monk and a 16 year old blonde cheerleader?

Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.

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Which pig is she?

Me: What do you mean 4: Is her house made of bricks or sticks

What do you call a pig that's a lumber jack?

Well you call him porkchop