Why was the pig unhappy in the Minors?

Because he wants to play in the Pig Leagues.

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What did the cake say to the knife?

You want a piece of me!

Why did the dog go into the water?

Because he didn't want to be a hot dog.

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What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Fiddler on the hoof!

What bands did they hire to play at the Developmental Disability Conference?

System of a Downs My Chemical Imbalance. Youth In Asia

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Why did Michael Jackson love Beethoven's 3rd symphony?

It was done in A minor.

Why was the man arrested for having his skin flute played?

It was in A-minor

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What do you call a pig that took a plane?

Swine flu!

Why are pigs such early risers?

Did you ever try to shut off a rooster