Why was the pig unhappy in the Minors?

Because he wants to play in the Pig Leagues.

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What N-word do you never want to call a black man?

Neighbor!

What colour did Matthew McConaughey want his house to be painted?

All white, all white, all white.

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Why do they say "character actress"?

Is that to differentiate them from all those actresses that only play walls and bits of furniture?

Where do Canadians play Basketball?

In the NB - "eh"

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What's Rolf Harris' favourite chord?

A Minor

Why was the note denied alcohol?

Because it was A Minor.

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What do you call a pig with three eyes?

Piiig

What do pigs like with chow mein?

Sooey sauce.