Why was the pig unhappy in the Minors?

Because he wants to play in the Pig Leagues.

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Why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair?

She wanted to rock and roll

Who doesn't want to be a millionaire?

Well, certainly not a billionaire.

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What did you do at school today?

Mark: We played a guessing game. Mom: But I thought you were having a math exam Mark: That's right.

How can you always break even at the casino?

Play the change machines.

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Why did Michael Jackson love Beethoven's 3rd symphony?

It was done in A minor.

How does Jared like to play his flute?

In A minor.

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What do you get when you cross a pig with an elephant?

A very large animal that knows a lot of jokes.

What's Pink and Hard???

A Pig with a Flip Knife.