Why was the pig unhappy in the Minors?

Because he wants to play in the Pig Leagues.

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What do you call a drill on the North Pole that just wants to get to know people?

An icebreaker

Why did the ninja go to college?

He wanted to be a ninja-neer.

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How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?

Hide the ball it drives them nuts!

Why can't Jesus play hockey?

He keeps getting NAILED TO THE BOARDS!...

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What does Rolf Harris like to play with on the piano?

A minor.

What's Rolf Harris' favourite chord?

A Minor

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What's the difference between a fox and a pig?

About six drinks

How do pigs gets to hospital?

In a hambulance